Been distant and made this short notice. OK, so here is the joke. Made it a dozen times about the Magical Unicorn Toe Pepper. BD Beatz made the labels for "Magical Unicorn Toe Pepper Jam". The April fools joke I was thinking, print out the label, put it on a jam jar and make a taste test video where you die, fall to the ground, burst into flames. Anything cause it is "Infinity Squared SHU", that clearly beats all the peppers cause you know, infinity squared beats everything.
Post your videos to youtube and then link them here. I tried making a jar that blows up, but you see the damn fuse burning. If I can get it done in time, will get one of those model rocket igniters and hide the wires. I think youtube still allows explosions as long as you dont say the word bump stock.
If you cant make a video, just share the jar photo as if you actually ate it and tell people about the hospital visit, maybe how it melted threw not only two gloves but the top layer of your flesh. I am going to be posting this to every pepper group on facebook on April 1st.
Oh and you can share the story about how the magical unicorn toe pepper can not be purchased in seed form because it has to be grown where I planted my toes. Yes, it is made with real A.J. (Adams Family Values reference)