I Didn't Know These Sports Were Televised!

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · May 9, 2020

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With COVID 19 suspending most regularly scheduled/watched sports worldwide the ESPN Network has had to dig deep to provide replacement programming to fill this gap.Last week I noticed ESPN-World Stone Skipping Competition and on right now for you sports starved minions is American Cornhole League Championship!

These are on ESPN - Not ESPN2 or some other minor back water ESPN channel so check your cable providers lineup for these pulse pounding replacements today! I'm sure there will be more "Can't Miss!" shows soon like The World Marbles Championship

luvmesump3pp3rz · May 9, 2020

i wonder what their viewership is for these "events" is. the marble championship would have me on the edge of my seat. :lol:

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · May 9, 2020

luvmesump3pp3rz said:
i wonder what their viewership is for these "events" is. the marble championship would have me on the edge of my seat.

Far be it for me to stop your salivating for this eye popping sport, here's the 2019 Qualifiers and the World Marbles Championships 2019! The championship is held on Good friday so I'm sure it will be on prime time ESPN shortly!

MikeUSMC · May 9, 2020

Bahhh. Never mind. ^ Thats supposed to be a gif, but it doesnt look like its working :mope:

(*Curling* with a Roomba and a swiffer)

luvmesump3pp3rz · May 9, 2020

MikeUSMC said:
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Bahhh. Never mind. ^ Thats supposed to be a gif, but it doesnt look like its working

(*Curling* with a Roomba and a swiffer)

kinda funny that when i first read TNEC`s post i was thinking that curling blows away marbles and stone skipping. also jacks popped into my head. geez this quarantine sheet has got to stop. :lol:

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · May 10, 2020

MikeUSMC said:
Bahhh. Never mind. ^ Thats supposed to be a gif, but it doesnt look like its working

Lets try this one Mike.....

MikeUSMC · May 10, 2020

The_NorthEast_ChileMan said:
Lets try this one Mike.....

Yup! Thats it!
:cheers:

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · May 20, 2020

Can't leave out Korean Baseball with cheerleaders in front of empty stadium seats! Talk about the height of excitement

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · Jun 20, 2020

The 2020 Johnsonville Cornhole Championship Schedule noticed a decline in this "unique"sporting event so they are taxed with spicing it up to increase viewership......

Now participants can choose which hole the want to use opening up a cheering squad for each orientation.....

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · Jun 21, 2020

Oh boy! IOn today!>INCREDIBLE DOG CHALLENGE SURFING

texas blues · Jun 22, 2020

Those aren't sports.

This is a sport.

It should be an Olympic sport.

Because cheese.

And hold my beer.

Make it down the hill.

And you get tackled by rugby players.

Then.

Do you go to hospital?

Negative.

Your friends take you to the pub.

Have mercy on a crutch.

texas blues · Jun 23, 2020

Sports?

Alaska.

This is how we do.

Life is too short.

Love the one you're with.

Mr.joe · Jun 24, 2020

texas blues said:
Those aren't sports.

This is a sport.

It should be an Olympic sport.

Because cheese.

And hold my beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klaPZczqhqY

Make it down the hill.

And you get tackled by rugby players.

Then.

Do you go to hospital?

Negative.

Your friends take you to the pub.

Have mercy on a crutch.

Now that is a sport.

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · Jul 4, 2020

If you relish watching people shoveling hot dogs/buns into their moths you can ketchup on Nathan's contest live @ noon on ESPN today! Don't change the channel as the cornhole championship is live immediately after!

The_NorthEast_ChileMan · Jul 7, 2020

OMG! Men of Mackey vs Bohemian's Army @ 04:00pm today on ESPN! Set your record button now so you don't miss it!

Who the f*&k are these teams?