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I don't like guns, and gun owners are fat and scare me thread...

I'm not exactly sure how this works. In my youth I was skinny, I'm talking hide behind the sapling, fall through the crack in the floor, strainer in the tub drain or he's gone skinny. I shooted the guns but dad owned 'em. I loved to shooted them guns too.

Fast forward to when I bought my first gun. Not as skinny but no where near fat.

Then I gived up my guns for a bit and started to get a little fat. Just a little. Pleasingly plump.

Now I has more guns then ever before and I be fatter than ever before.

I may have figured this out. It's isn't how many guns you own that makes you fatter it's time!

Case closed.
 
Nonononono, it's fat that causes scary gun owners.

See, when you are too fat to chase that damned deer down for dinner..............

Then there is the beer, wine, moonshine that is a necssary medical treatment for the fat gene.

Don't you also have to be a member of some secret race-religion-government hating group, have a family tree with few if any branches, drive a pickup truck, and wear overalls?
I forget all the details.

The REALLY scary ones are the normal looking types with a gun safe in the closet and a few thousand rounds in ammo cans.

And keep their mouths shut.
 
just stay away from his fridge and there's no reason to be scared.
+ bring a Twinkie to distract him as a smart getaway plan.

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