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I love being married.
- Thread starter texas blues
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Cheesus H. Christmas.
She just put a chuck roast.
In the crock pot.
I offered to roast it in cast iron.
For her.
In the oven.
With potatoes.
And carrots.
And then.
I got "the look".
I am shut up.
She just put a chuck roast.
In the crock pot.
I offered to roast it in cast iron.
For her.
In the oven.
With potatoes.
And carrots.
And then.
I got "the look".
I am shut up.
Rock out with your crock out
Aint it the truth, they are all crazy. Just different degrees of it and I always remember in my marriage:solid7 said:
There is no winning, just degrees of losing.
Ps. The crazier they are the hotter the porkin
The Hot Pepper said:
Truth.
She did as least.
Sear it all around in cast iron.
Before.
Butt crocking it.
And then she dump rocked it.
With french oh soup mix and Lea & Perrins.
Smart.
I love mrs. blues.
She surprises me ever day.
She makes all the money.
Doesn't really need me.
And I don't know why she keeps me around.
Except for the cleaning.
And taking out the trash.
mrs. blues.
She just left.
To the big dry ditch.
Las Vegas.
On 'bidness.
All week long.
Now I can drank.
Party likker.
Play my chart toppin' hits.
And post here.
Like Pepe Le Pew.
Looking for a cat.
That just needs.
Somebody to love.
She just left.
To the big dry ditch.
Las Vegas.
On 'bidness.
All week long.
Now I can drank.
Party likker.
Play my chart toppin' hits.
And post here.
Like Pepe Le Pew.
Looking for a cat.
That just needs.
Somebody to love.
texas blues said:
You forgot lawncare and vehicle maintenance......
.....and armed security.
sometimes pictures speak more than words...
Today's breakfast;
nom nom nom
I too LOVE being Married
Today's breakfast;
nom nom nom I too LOVE being Married
GIP.
Did you make that for her?
Or did she make that for you?
Doesn't matter.
I'd eat it.
Like it was a Last Meal Death Row breakfast.
On another note....
mrs. blues likes to be liking.
Mayo and ketchup on hotdogs.
Guards!
I'm ready.
Take me to the execution chamber now.
Did you make that for her?
Or did she make that for you?
Doesn't matter.
I'd eat it.
Like it was a Last Meal Death Row breakfast.
On another note....
mrs. blues likes to be liking.
Mayo and ketchup on hotdogs.
Guards!
I'm ready.
Take me to the execution chamber now.
WarrantMan
eXtreme
Tried the marital experiment for 16 yrs. before calling it. 
Wished I'd heeded the words a wise old man told me when I was young. As best I can recall: "Son, find yourself a woman that has money, can cook and curl your toes in bed. And never, under any circumstances, allow these women to meet."
Words of a Sage.
Wished I'd heeded the words a wise old man told me when I was young. As best I can recall: "Son, find yourself a woman that has money, can cook and curl your toes in bed. And never, under any circumstances, allow these women to meet."
Words of a Sage.
Got any food to post instead your belief in infidelity?
Something with sage maybe.
Something with sage maybe.
WarrantMan
eXtreme
Opened up that one I reckon... still looking for the one that can cook.. good on the others 
Warrant Man, I thought this was in the food section hence my reply. I see it is in The Lounge. Don't arrest me!
she made that breakfast for me, with leftovers from the previous nights dinner and couple eggstexas blues said:
It took years of practice until she could get it right, and i ate many overcooked fried eggs while she learned, but she can cook a fried egg confidently almost as good as me now
she still prefers her scrambled eggs wayy overcooked
so when we do scrambles i make it and cook hers separately. I love cooking for my wife even though i always prefer my food more spicy than she likes, and often have to make hers separate
I love that she can cook to though, and wants to make breakfast for me sometimes
Happy Wife = Happy Life
GIP.
mrs. blues makes great breakfast.
Bacon.
Eggs.
Potatoes.
Even brekky tacos.
And she makes a pert dang good mac n' cheese.
But thats about it.
And the 'thang is this.
When she's done cooking.
I have to clean up the mess.
Which is usually about $1,247.00 in damage.
I am shitting you not.
If I run out of toilet paper.
I'd rather rip a page from a phone book.
I don't even think of going into her bathroom for a roll.
I swear.
Theres vampires behind the shower curtain.
Tarantulas in the medicine cabinet.
And scorpions.
Living in a 3 month old box.
Of leftover chicken mcnuggets.
Next to the potpourri.
By the towel rack.
mrs. blues makes great breakfast.
Bacon.
Eggs.
Potatoes.
Even brekky tacos.
And she makes a pert dang good mac n' cheese.
But thats about it.
And the 'thang is this.
When she's done cooking.
I have to clean up the mess.
Which is usually about $1,247.00 in damage.
I am shitting you not.
If I run out of toilet paper.
I'd rather rip a page from a phone book.
I don't even think of going into her bathroom for a roll.
I swear.
Theres vampires behind the shower curtain.
Tarantulas in the medicine cabinet.
And scorpions.
Living in a 3 month old box.
Of leftover chicken mcnuggets.
Next to the potpourri.
By the towel rack.
She puts mayo and ketchup on hot dogs
You put ranch and pineapple on burgers
If this were a poll, I would vote her in the Sane category
(as long as it's a beef hot dog)
You put ranch and pineapple on burgers
If this were a poll, I would vote her in the Sane category
(as long as it's a beef hot dog)add grilled corn, cut off the cob...The Hot Pepper said:She puts mayo and ketchup on hot dogs
You put ranch and pineapple on burgers
If this were a poll, I would vote her in the Sane category
and loads of hatch, and chipotle chili powder and i'm good it's a non traditional "hot dog" but, i'm good with it
maybe some pickled penos or even escabeche spread out along the bun for some delicious crunch with each bite
It's not my thing at all, but if it's a beef wiener, well, I have put ketchup and mayo on a beef burger (a la Whopper) so..... not so insane.......
but TB puts pineapple and ranch on his bongwater dog, and he calls her crazy!
but TB puts pineapple and ranch on his bongwater dog, and he calls her crazy!