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texas blues

texas blues

Hey ya'll. Now Mrs. Blues doesn't cook much but she does whoop up a mean breakfast. Today she fried bacon and potatos and scrammies. Perfect! After that...'thangs started to go bad. First she got out the whole wheat pita bread. Okay not so bad yet. Then she got the ketchup out. Tolerable. And then she commited the unholiest of sins.....she glopped MAYO on the whole 'thang. 'Lawd have mercy...Jesus take me now. My God what have I done to witness that abomination? Awhile back she put mayo on a hotdog. I managed to forgive her for that but now this!!

Tell me there are no sinners who abuse mayo on eggs and bacon!

Cheers, TB.
 
Love bacon sandwich's with kraft cheese, tomato and mayo. Also love sausages on a bun with mayo, hot pepper rings, bacon bits and sirachia.
 
Oh it's like that huh? Try and get a little sympathy from ya'll but nooooooooooo....who are ya'll working for? Mrs. Blues??? Kraft Foods??? I pity tha' fool when I find out...you..you...you spies and lovers of mayo you!!

Cheers, TB.
 
texas blues said:
Oh it's like that huh? Try and get a little sympathy from ya'll but nooooooooooo....who are ya'll working for? Mrs. Blues??? Kraft Foods??? I pity tha' fool when I find out...you..you...you spies and lovers of mayo you!!

Cheers, TB.
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Hahha
I am not a fan of mayo either. Just a dab or too in my tuna fish but that is about it.
 
HA! Mess with the bull... :fire:


texas blues said:
Oh it's like that huh? Try and get a little sympathy from ya'll but nooooooooooo....who are ya'll working for? Mrs. Blues??? Kraft Foods??? I pity tha' fool when I find out...you..you...you spies and lovers of mayo you!!

Cheers, TB.
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mayo is fine and has it's place and that place ain't on meat!!!

i'm gonna guess that Mrs Blues ain't taking part in any of the cooking throwdowns then!
 
Thanks!

Davetaylor said:
welcome Mrs Blues!! hey TB you'll have to behave now :lol:
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Yeah, right... like that's ever stopped him BEFORE!!! If only!

I normally just lurked but you guys seem to have so much fun and TB is always laughing at something, I couldn't resist! SHHHH just don't tell him.. I don't think he's figured it out yet!
 
mrs.blues said:
Yeah, right... like that's ever stopped him BEFORE!!! If only!

I normally just lurked but you guys seem to have so much fun and TB is always laughing at something, I couldn't resist! SHHHH just don't tell him.. I don't think he's figured it out yet!
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And so.....the MOLE has come to the surface. I knew there was a spy lurking. I love you honey!!

Cheers, TB.
 
mrs.blues said:
Yeah, right... like that's ever stopped him BEFORE!!! If only!

I normally just lurked but you guys seem to have so much fun and TB is always laughing at something, I couldn't resist! SHHHH just don't tell him.. I don't think he's figured it out yet!
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Mrs. Blues, we need a pic for the file, I'm putting a yearbook together...
 
mrs.blues said:
Yeah, right... like that's ever stopped him BEFORE!!! If only!

I normally just lurked but you guys seem to have so much fun and TB is always laughing at something, I couldn't resist! SHHHH just don't tell him.. I don't think he's figured it out yet!
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i think he might guess given the screen name you've chosen!!!!
(any chance you can slip some mayo onto his pizza that he has planned for the throwdown!!!!)
 
DickT said:
Mrs. Blues, we need a pic for the file, I'm putting a yearbook together...
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ahoy! this is the best one I could find with clothes on!
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Davetaylor said:
i think he might guess given the screen name you've chosen!!!!
(any chance you can slip some mayo onto his pizza that he has planned for the throwdown!!!!)
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Sorry DT, that would require me to stay up past 7pm and put up with TB's drunken stuper! It ain't happenin'!
 
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