food Jay T's Chili w/ beans

If you're still eating TB's chili after 4 hours, see a doctor? Oh lawdy strike me down!

Beano, not a bad idea...
 
TB doesn't add Viagra he adds a sedative, then when the chili isn't looking, he slips the beans in.

Ahhhh yes...the old ruffy in the chili recipe. I break that out when the in-laws show up. Its also great when you toss a bowl of it over the fence to shut up the neighbors non stop yappin' mutt. Teaches the dumbest dog to play dead for at least 8 hours.
 
He could have meant literally. So it must have got lost in the mail.
Alternatively, he was going to send it down himself, but there was a problem with gas.
Maybe fuel pump...
 
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