contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS
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If that was Darwin's burger.... tisk tisk. He should know better. I know his stuff, very tasty, but if I can't pick it up off my plate and walk away with it (no matter how messy), it's not a hamburger to me.
A hamburger is a sandwich, not just the ground meat patty. [The ground beef (meat) presented cooked in just patty form is called a Hamburg steak.]
A hamburger is a sandwich, not just the ground meat patty. [The ground beef (meat) presented cooked in just patty form is called a Hamburg steak.]
wheebz's burger - page 13
still talking about it - page 15
Sum, You're Screwed
still talking about it - page 15
Sum, You're Screwed
Winning 3 crowns in a row.... nice.
Realiziing that means "You won 3, oh 5"... sweet.
Losing many crowns to others for three years... crack a Busch Light, awesome.
Having Pitbull admit he preemptively wrote a song inspired by my gravitas and handing me the 3oh5 namesake.... priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk
Realiziing that means "You won 3, oh 5"... sweet.
Losing many crowns to others for three years... crack a Busch Light, awesome.
Having Pitbull admit he preemptively wrote a song inspired by my gravitas and handing me the 3oh5 namesake.... priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tMV96xULk
I'm pretty sure it IS a Wheebz original...just that he made it at work. No renowned chef in their right mind would slop all that together and dump a whole cup of ranch dressing on top. That has Wheebz written all over it.
And for the record, I would eat 2 of those if they were sitting in front of me right now.
Huhu huhu you said dump.
Then you better make a burger this time.
Bottom and top bun will be mandatory for a burger.
Heres a home movie clip of wheebz aka the baron, hanging out at Darwin's. Enjoy.
X2 on the fail. Anything that even attempts to win a BURGER throwdown, in my not-so-humble opinion, must NOT be a "knife-and-forker". To me, at it's most basic, a burger is something between two buns that you can pick up and eat. Like a Kardashian, whatever happens between the buns is your business and could be very sloppy indeed, spilling all over the place and making everyone feel slightly unclean, but it has to go between the buns to be a burger.
Meaning no insult whatsoever, that "thing" above wheebz created looks like the freshly raped anus of a dead mountain Yak.
Just sayin.
Probably somewhat tastier, but even that's questionable based on the photo.
The more I see of JayT's wanna-be sliders on those oversized dry tasteless buns, the bland "ketchup/mustard/picke joe average burger, and this open-faced splooge-covered ducksaster, the better I like my chances in this TD.
Meaning no insult whatsoever, that "thing" above wheebz created looks like the freshly raped anus of a dead mountain Yak.
Just sayin.
Probably somewhat tastier, but even that's questionable based on the photo.
The more I see of JayT's wanna-be sliders on those oversized dry tasteless buns, the bland "ketchup/mustard/picke joe average burger, and this open-faced splooge-covered ducksaster, the better I like my chances in this TD.
X2 on the fail. Anything that even attempts to win a BURGER throwdown, in my not-so-humble opinion, must NOT be a "knife-and-forker". To me, at it's most basic, a burger is something between two buns that you can pick up and eat. Like a Kardashian, whatever happens between the buns is your business and could be very sloppy indeed, spilling all over the place and making everyone feel slightly unclean, but it has to go between the buns to be a burger.
Meaning no insult whatsoeer, that "thing" above looks like the freshly raped anus of a dead mountain Yak.
Just sayin.
Probably somewhat tastier, but even that's questionable based on the photo.
The more I see of JayT's wanna-be sliders on those oversized dry tasteless buns, the bland "ketchup/mustard/picke joe average burger, and this open-faced splooge-covered ducksaster, the better I like my chances in this TD.
Ouch. Is that smacktalk or haterade?
99% smacktalk
1% haterade
I AM THE 1%!
1% haterade
I AM THE 1%!
I say give the haterade crown to LD, the smack crown to TB, the epic fail crown to wheebz, and I'll take the Burger Crown.
Just saying.
Just saying.
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