contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS

[SumOfMyBits]

Tuna safe Dolphin is also pretty lean. Best to mix it up with some clubbed seal fat when burgerizing for the grill.

 

[frydad4]

Hmmm...you seem to know what you're talking about!
Are you declaring a seafood burger from the Sum kitchen??????
(I dare ya)
(Don't do it!, it's a bad idea!!)
(But I dare ya, pussy!)
(Dont!)
(Pussy!)

 

[texas blues]

Better not dare me! I'm a fool for fish burgers. I got sumfin' better in mind though..

 

[frydad4]

Are you daring me to dare ya?????

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I am definitely running several permutations of awesomeness in my brain computer.

 

[texas blues]

Are you daring me to dare ya?????

Normally I would like to be liking you daring you to dare me but not this time. I got ideas cookin' up in my noggin'.

 

[frydad4]

I am definitely running several permutations of awesomeness in my brain computer.

Alternating masterbatory thoughts of halle berry and Kate Upton.
Take your time, sir.

 

[mikeinsc]

I would like to whoreder a Kate Upton and Paige Duke lezzy combo burger with an extra side of slutty.

And that shall be my entries name.

Edit: oh yeah to keep the sprit of things going, screw Sum and all the bits.

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Alternating masterbatory thoughts of halle berry and Kate Upton.
Take your time, sir.

Don't lump me into the things you do when the wife leaves with the kids for a couple hours and leaves you all alone.

 

[JayT]

Wow! You guys were getting all PMD up in here tonight.

 

[frydad4]

Haha! Good times!

My mangoes might be ripe by the first weekend in June!!!!!
Uh oh.

 

[texas blues]

Haha! Good times!

My mangoes might be ripe by the first weekend in June!!!!!
Uh oh.

Testacular!

 

[geeme]

By the way, I am protesting this TD as racist, and will not be participating.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

I may actually throw my hat into the ring on this one...if it's burgers. I'm a bad burger makin' mamma jamma.

I thought July was official BBQ month, but THP always seems to be ahead of the trends, so June seems good.

I might have to go have a look at other TD's to figure out how the rules work...like, for burgers can we do whatever toppings/bun style we want, or is this just a beef patty on a plate? The direct/indirect question was interesting too. I'd want "flame broiled direct" but Sum is right - some folks will go indirect heat.

Looking forward to gettin down with y'all...not like Scovie bangin' Sum kinda gettin down, but...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I may actually throw my hat into the ring on this one...if it's burgers. I'm a bad burger makin' mamma jamma.

I thought July was official BBQ month, but THP always seems to be ahead of the trends, so June seems good.

I might have to go have a look at other TD's to figure out how the rules work...like, for burgers can we do whatever toppings/bun style we want, or is this just a beef patty on a plate? The direct/indirect question was interesting too. I'd want "flame broiled direct" but Sum is right - some folks will go indirect heat.

Looking forward to gettin down with y'all...not like Scovie bangin' Sum kinda gettin down, but...

There's an example of the rules a few posts back. I put direct but honestly I don't know anyone that would attempt to smoke a burger.

 

[sicman]

my burger will contain bits of sum

 

[The Hot Pepper]

my burger will contain bits of sum

Sum You're Screwed Through A Grinder?

 

[Balls]

I put direct but honestly I don't know anyone that would attempt to smoke a burger.

I have. They were pretty good! I just threw them on the barbecue while I was cooking ribs. They would've benefited from some direct searing after the fact, but they were still good!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I have. They were pretty good! I just threw them on the barbecue while I was cooking ribs. They would've benefited from some direct searing after the fact, but they were still good!

Okay well your name is Balls so I should have known.

 

[Balls]