LDHS got a hot date!

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

There's a lesson here for us all, really.

Never. Tell. Scovie. Anything. Ever.

lol

 

[JayT]

Learned that one a long time ago.

Nevermind all that...what color thong was she wearing......?!?!?!

FIFY. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Scovie]

First we were like

Then we were like

And then we got a little

And then

And I was all

The end.

What?

No, on the headboard.

and then

and finally ?????

 

[sicman]

about 15 years ago i had a shirt that said "smell my elbow"

 

[Scovie]

about 15 years ago i had a shirt that said "smell my elbow"

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[thegreenman]

about 15 years ago i had a shirt that said "smell my elbow"

I just loled and I do not know why.

 

[Scovie]

So what's tonite's variety LDHS? we want play-by-play!

Please tell me he at least has a pulse....

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

74 year old retiree. Snowbird. Most of her teeth, partial denture. You'd like her - she makes me cookies.

 

[Scovie]

Do you have to help her into your lowered Honda Civic? and I'm sure she showed you how to fold up her walker....


You're in the bathroom right now are'nt you!

well, don't leave her all alone at the buffet, dammit! she might get bumped and fall down!

does she at least have Life-Alert?

 

[Chile Juju]

OK, but can she dance?????? Preferably without a pole??????