Single? I think we can work something out. No need for awkward consumation of the marriage, I'll divorce you and take half the cheese before you can think.
Happily married to a wonderful woman! That was close to $300 worth of cheese! Who the heck buys from 51 pounds of cheese? You could feed a small African country for a week with that much cheese!
Happily married to a wonderful woman! That was close to $300 worth of cheese! Who the heck buys from 51 pounds of cheese? You could feed a small African country for a week with that much cheese!