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My embarasing habit.

Women don't get it as much,burned up parts...
They don't have to hold anything so they don't pee on their shoes or down their leg.
We like aiming at stuff in the urinal.
Point and shoot type thing...scoot that cigarette but down to the drain...

I'll admit,men find it easier to write their name in the snow.

A lady would have to have a belly dancer or hula dancers moves to write good enough so you could read it.
We can squeeze it to dot the I's too. :)
 
Women don't get it as much,burned up parts...
They don't have to hold anything so they don't pee on their shoes or down their leg.
We like aiming at stuff in the urinal.
Point and shoot type thing...scoot that cigarette but down to the drain...

I'll admit,men find it easier to write their name in the snow.

A lady would have to have a belly dancer or hula dancers moves to write good enough so you could read it.
We can squeeze it to dot the I's too. :)
Dude, TMI. My head is spinning like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist.
 
Women don't get it as much,burned up parts...
They don't have to hold anything so they don't pee on their shoes or down their leg.
We like aiming at stuff in the urinal.
Point and shoot type thing...scoot that cigarette but down to the drain...

I'll admit,men find it easier to write their name in the snow.

A lady would have to have a belly dancer or hula dancers moves to write good enough so you could read it.
We can squeeze it to dot the I's too. :)

this is too damn funny...
 
I always AIM to please.

For a frame of reference, Being a Dicky Do member doesn't mean the member is small/short or whatever.
Guy might have a VERY big Belly...

As far as Santa Claus goes,I have a full beard.
After I eat some hot stuff for dinner some of my lady friends get pissed off when I give them a moustache ride.
some like it hot,others not...7 pot powder on the moustache doesn't always make for an enjoyable ride.

What does TMI mean?
 
TMI= Too Much Information


Never had the hots down there from capsaicin. Other things...oh, yea....but not capsaicin. Guess ladies are just more careful and have more respect for themselves. ;)
 
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