contest New Year's TD Ideas
- Thread starter LunchBox
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Hmm. One bear suite = .......
I could FIFY with the letter i 
The merkin market.
Amateur. I am working with NSA (NoSuchAgency) and building a cold fusion tater tot fueled robot that will make and bake the pizza which will be topped with nano IED's that when eaten explode warm cheese and snausage flavorbots all over the inside of your mouth.
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Merkin Valdez = Black Chuck Norris. AWESOME!! Under the merkin is just another fist.
FIFY
"I'm Merkin Valdez and this thread has my 'merk of approval'"
I bet his number is 1.
Under the fist is just another merkin.
It should be. According to wikipedia he named his son Merkin too. Junior Merkin, it sounds like something that they'd hand out to every kid who enrolls at Penn State's football camp.
Merkin Valdez Jr. could be in the top ten of manliest names...the top being Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster!
Ron Artest's new legal name, Metta World Peace definitely is outside the realm of top ten manliest names.