Oh Deer

Cap'n Bones · Jul 15, 2006

How cute! It's adorable! :halo:

Ok, sorry fellers, didn't intend on soundin' like a girlie man. :oops:

The little one in the grass is just to distract you from the mother rippin' off yer veggies in the garden. HeeHee...Smart creatures they are.

imaguitargod · Jul 15, 2006

Cap'n Bones said:
How cute! It's adorable!

Ok, sorry fellers, didn't intend on soundin' like a girlie man.

It's ok. He is REALLY cute, all bundled up in a ball ready to be put in the pan in the oven...errr, I mean...ya he's cute...

POTAWIE · Jul 15, 2006

He's so small he fit whole in the meat-grinder. Now onto the new smoker with some bambi sausage.

imaguitargod · Jul 15, 2006

See Potawie, you missed your chance. You should have taken Willard's advice and poo-ed right next the baby deer. The mother deer would definitly not like that and probably be so insulted that she wouldn't come back with her baby ever again. :halo:

chuk hell · Jul 17, 2006

This thread is cracking me up.

Tina Brooks · Jul 17, 2006

What's cracking ME up is that they're serious!!!

T

imaguitargod · Jul 17, 2006

Tina Brooks said:
What's cracking ME up is that they're serious!!!

Well, you've got to admit, them deer are mighty tastie!

Tina Brooks · Jul 18, 2006

imaguitargod said:
Well, you've got to admit, them deer are mighty tastie!

I wasn't referring to the shooting the deer! I was referring to the "natural" method of keeping them out of the garden!

lol!

bubbaschili · Jul 18, 2006

shooting them is natural....eye to scope finger to triger........allllll natural

chuk hell · Jul 18, 2006

There's some deer here right now....in my freezer!

POTAWIE · Jul 19, 2006

So shooting and freezing the deer or Pooping in the garden seem to be the most popular suggestion. I'm thinking of re-locating my shi*-house next to the garden and maybe my freezer too. I can even hook up my motion sensor to an automatic rifle, just gotta watch those drunken friends.

Cap'n Bones · Jul 19, 2006

Don't forget the human hair, hab spray and last but not least, a fence.

But not yer ordinary fence I tell ya, but a 6ft high electric fence with 3ft of razor wire at the top! If yer gonna do it, do it right!! :lol:

chuk hell · Jul 19, 2006

We have a 6 ft high just regular chain lengh fence around the backyard that keeps the deer out and the dogs in. 6ft. is a little too high for them to try to jump over.

Of course I had to put a hogwire fence around the garden to keep the dogs out...they like tomatoes!

POTAWIE · Jul 20, 2006

Who makes their own hab spray. I got dozens of Neon Yellows and some strong garlic I wanna try. Wonder what the cats will think? Gotta watch for hunan's leg when brushing up aginst sprayed plants.

Check this out, chile grenades. Can you imagine.
http://www.fiery-foods.com/dave/quest_archive.html#Chile (Or Is That Chili?)
See first article about elephants.

willard3 · Jul 20, 2006

Tina Brooks said:
I wasn't referring to the shooting the deer! I was referring to the "natural" method of keeping them out of the garden!
lol!

So......why the laughter? You don't either have trouble with deer or poop....which is it, girl?

bubbaschili · Jul 20, 2006

of course when you shoot em poop comes flying out anyway...so its the best of both worlds.

imaguitargod · Jul 21, 2006

bubbaschili said:
of course when you shoot em poop comes flying out anyway...so its the best of both worlds.

ROFLMAO!

Hank · Jul 21, 2006

willard3 said:
So......why the laughter? You don't either have trouble with deer or poop....which is it, girl?

[beavis]Huh huh, you said "poop"[/beavis]

POTAWIE · Jul 21, 2006

I need T.P. for my bunghole. I am the great cornholio, are you threatening me!

Beavis for president.

imaguitargod · Jul 21, 2006

Ok, now we're getting waaaaaaaayyyyy off topic...time to swing it back on. So, Potawie, what did you decide to do?