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Oh Deer

How cute! It's adorable!:halo:

Ok, sorry fellers, didn't intend on soundin' like a girlie man.:oops:

The little one in the grass is just to distract you from the mother rippin' off yer veggies in the garden. HeeHee...Smart creatures they are.
 
Cap'n Bones said:
How cute! It's adorable!:halo:

Ok, sorry fellers, didn't intend on soundin' like a girlie man.:oops:
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It's ok. He is REALLY cute, all bundled up in a ball ready to be put in the pan in the oven...errr, I mean...ya he's cute...
 
See Potawie, you missed your chance. You should have taken Willard's advice and poo-ed right next the baby deer. The mother deer would definitly not like that and probably be so insulted that she wouldn't come back with her baby ever again. :halo:
 
So shooting and freezing the deer or Pooping in the garden seem to be the most popular suggestion. I'm thinking of re-locating my shi*-house next to the garden and maybe my freezer too. I can even hook up my motion sensor to an automatic rifle, just gotta watch those drunken friends.
 
Don't forget the human hair, hab spray and last but not least, a fence.:) But not yer ordinary fence I tell ya, but a 6ft high electric fence with 3ft of razor wire at the top! If yer gonna do it, do it right!!:lol:
 
We have a 6 ft high just regular chain lengh fence around the backyard that keeps the deer out and the dogs in. 6ft. is a little too high for them to try to jump over.

Of course I had to put a hogwire fence around the garden to keep the dogs out...they like tomatoes!
 
Tina Brooks said:
I wasn't referring to the shooting the deer! I was referring to the "natural" method of keeping them out of the garden!
lol!
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So......why the laughter? You don't either have trouble with deer or poop....which is it, girl?
 
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