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Past posts-2014 I think

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smokemaster

I wrote a few Humorous stories about when Chris and or Judy sent me care packages.
I am computer/search engine ignorant.
Can anyone find them?
I spent the last hour going through the search here.
No love...from the search I did.
 
I wanted to send a friend a Few of the stories about the mail room bursting into flames ,Hazmat kicking in my door etc.
 
Any help would be great.
I think 1 was something like " This might be it for me"-or close to it in title.
 
Thanks!
 
Smoke
 
PS. probably in 2014 or so,I went through Chemo and didn't post many stories after that.
 
Posted 25 December 2014 - 09:39 PM
I got my best Christmas present EVER starting last July.
It looks like I beat Lymphoma B , stage 3 Cancer.

Chemo Started in July,lasted 5 1/2 months.
First 2 Chemos worked,second 2 didn't (enlarged tumors etc.)3rd 2 did the job.

I just got blood test results and things are getting back to normal.Everything in general is VERY cool.

I wish everyone the best for not just for the Holidays.
I wish everyone everything that is good to happen to you in your lives.

I got more than I could ever ask for,I wish the same to you.

I hope Santa brings everyone a stocking full of Pepper Seeds , Powders , Sauces and pods.

Thanks to everyone for their best wishes for me.

Merry Christmas everyone!
And a Happy and healthy New Year.

Smokemaster/Mike




STILL LOOKING



Posted 17 June 2014 - 12:22 AM
Screw the being older thing as a disadvantage.

If you are smart you'll try and keep your shit together and use age to make up for all the crap your kids put you through growing up etc.
Since people seem to think 40-50 is old,play the game.

Spoil the grandkids rotten. LOL

Give them the toys that Mom and Dad can't afford or won't buy them.

It's pay back time. :)

I'm 45+ and can't remember stuff...did I do or say that?

If YOU think you are old,You'll be old.

IF others think you are old,and you don't,it's time to have some fun at their expense.
You paid your dues,time to have some fun. LOL

An example of old fart power is at Christmas buy stuff that makes lots of noise or needs lots of batteries OFTEN.
In my younger days a lot of kids toys were very annoying.
A few that come to mind were drums,bagpipes,whistles,flutes etc.
The best was a pinball machine from toys R us.
No where near full sized but just as loud.
Lots of fun to give...
 
After spending the better part of this last year in a Hospital.

I suggest you bring a few packs of pepper powders to help out with making the food taste like something that actually has a taste.

After the first stay,I ground up some pepper blends and took them with me.

My emergency hospital bug out food kit.

Hospital food is probably better for you (low salt,fat or whatever) but it is tasteless.

Plus,it's fun to watch the the nurses and food servers when they sample my super hot blends.
Especially the person who askes what the stuff is I'm sprinkling on my food.
They say they like hot peppers but never heard of 7Pots.
I warn them about heat but they say they never had anything that was too hot for them.
They pour way too much in the palm of their hand and lick it up.
Then they loose it... LOL
A couple Nurses got excited when they saw my nose running like a faucet and asked for a snot rag...that mini box of mini tissues doesn't last long.

Hope all goes well for you.





Got it got it got it



http://thehotpepper.com/topic/51744-funny-thing-happened-on-my-way-to-see-the-docs/
 
Thanks Guys and Gals.
 
I've had problems these days on the net.
I guess since Chemo my attitude has changed or whatever.
I guess I word stuff wrong at times these days.
I mean no harm,just gotta get back to when I was healthy in attitude or???
 
You guys mean a lot to me.
 
Maybe I don't show it online at times.
 
These days I talk about stuff via E mail or PM.
 
I guess I am into,if or when I screw up,talking directly to whoever.
So the guys reading my post think different than what I do off the site or whatever.
 
I think since Chemo I do screw up at times.
Yup,at times I'm a Grumpy old man. LOL
 
I should have saved a copy of my stories.
 
Thanks guys!
It means a lot to me.
A  good friend needs some Humor to read.
I can't explaine why,but the stories would put things for them in perspective, would mean something.
Hope this makes sense.
 
Thanks!
Smokemaster
 
The posts were fictional about Hazmat etc. seeing Super Hot powder causing people to think I was getting Terrorist materials or whatever,in the mail.
Most I think were when Judy sent me care packages.
I think the ones I did for Chris might have been via E mail.
Not sure.
Both are friends of mine.
Posts were,I think/had to be, pre Chemo.
Or I wouldn't have had them when I spent the month in the hospital.
 
Thanks to everyone for trying to find them.
I'll ask Judy if she saved the links or posts.
I did my best telling a story.
She loved them.
I loved writing them.
Maybe she saved a link or 2.
 
Thanks for helping out!
 
Stories are Only about a fictional Hazmat or whatever attack on me when Super pods or powders were sent to me.
Nothing to do with anything I posted about Chemo or anything else.
 
Just giving you a search thing to look for in a thp search.
 
I know several people,until they read my story,thought I was in deep doo doo as far as my stories were posted as-I think I'm history or whatever I posted at the time.
 
The powder I got made a month of Hospital to taste semi OK..
 
hogleg said:
I remember at least one thread like you describe. I'll do a few searches

:Edit
 
:dance:  I think I found one of them
 
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/54304-judy-did-it-again/?hl=%2Bhomeland+%2Bsecurity
Click to expand...
This was the one I was thinking of, but I also found another one about Santa? 
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/52419-santa-aint-gonna-come-here-no-more/

This is the search area of your content where a lot of it is found although idk if the link will work:
 
http://thehotpepper.com/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=user_activity&mid=1923&search_app=forums&userMode=all&sid=17ddd2adb60de8317fd24c5e3a02fc86&search_app_filters[forums][sortKey]=date&st=275
 
Thanks,I think the first one I posted was the best,maybe not.
The Chemo ones don't seem to have the flare the first one or 2 had.
I was in a better mood I guess.
 
I know it was titled something like "this might be it for me or???"
 
Several people at first started reading it and though I was getting hassled for the stuff people sent me.
Back then a lot of Homeland security stuff was on the news all the time.
 
They,at first,thought my next address would be San Quinton. :)
I guess I wrote it right,had a few people hooked. :)
Until they read further on.
 
Since It was a first story online-most I sent in messages to the person who sent me the care package.
 
Chris (Cmpman) got several stories from me about breaking into Vallartas Secret Manzano Vault with the Mission Impossible team to get the white manzano and Dino pods I sent him.
Barney hiding in the Hab. bin...
His family wondering why he cranked up the link I sent him for the I.M.F. theme song as he read my E Mail.
 
My friend wanted to read them,some one told her about the stories.
It's been a few months on and off that I tried to search them out.
I think she wants to do some kind of project to collect similar stories and put them on the net as a collection.
I really have no clue why she wants them.
I'm not the best at writing stuff,in general.
 
You guys probably found what you did in hours.
Very Cool!
You found all but 1 or 2 I think.
I didn't write many.
Quality was lost as I went through the Cancer thing.
I think the first ones were the best.
All I think were OK,1 or 2 it seems people liked better for whatever reason.
 
 
Thanks a bunch!
 
Smoke
 
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