thirdcoasttx said:
Then I'll have to work on my photography skills.
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Then I'll have to work on my photography skills.
The trick is to use your cell phone, take some grease from the corner of your nose and rub it on the lense before you take the pic
thirdcoasttx said:The trick is to use your cell phone, take some grease from the corner of your nose and rub it on the lense before you take the pic
Ah... the JayT 70's porn filter.
He once photographed a basket of microwaved hotdogs for a VHS cover... the son of the boss got jealous... JT's photo got canned.
True Story.
Rawkstah said:
The lighting on that second pic suggests you used your strobe... so does the first. First image has very specific depth of field... cell phone cameras don't do that.
We're not seeing cell phone shots there at all.
Deny all you want.
Bahahahahahah. I didn't just shoot swimsuit models all day to come home and set up my strobe for a picture of crappy nachos, nor would I ever set up my strobe to take a picture of food, that's just a waste of time. I have a galaxy s3, the cam on there is pretty good for a cell phone, it even has a macro and low light setting.SumOfMyBits said:
Rawkstah said:
Even funnier that I know your house. You set up lighting for that shot. I know... I've done 6 years of it. You're busted. Just admit it.
You're crazy son.
Its from my phone… no extra lighting. Just the lights from the ceiling fan, 3 bulbs… the cfls that were in there burned out months ago so there are higher watt bulbs in there now, but I'm in the middle of editing video footage from today and quoting a major project for a desginer, I save my photo work for clients, not food.
Its from my phone… no extra lighting. Just the lights from the ceiling fan, 3 bulbs… the cfls that were in there burned out months ago so there are higher watt bulbs in there now, but I'm in the middle of editing video footage from today and quoting a major project for a desginer, I save my photo work for clients, not food.
Okay, kiddo. Whatever you say.
No way that light angle is coming from your fan. And no way that much light came from your windows and caught on a cell phone pic.
You're still busted.
No way that light angle is coming from your fan. And no way that much light came from your windows and caught on a cell phone pic.
You're still busted.
I can load pics from my camera onto my phone and text them to you, too.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Psycho? Really? A bit unwarranted perhaps?
That's quite an attack on me, Sam.
We were just talking about light angles after all.
That's quite an attack on me, Sam.
We were just talking about light angles after all.
Shurbryn said:
We weren't debating the quality of an S3's pics. That shizzle is probably a higher MP than my 40D.
mx5inpa said:
Don't make me call Sicman. He'll out-beard anyone.
jajajajajajajaja....
This thread has it all.
Crappy food.
Nose lens grease.
Fighting food porn papparazzi.
Looking over the recent thread posts again to confirm.
Advantage: RAWK.
Oh and please don't call Sum "pshyco".
He prefers "Francis".
This thread has it all.
Crappy food.
Nose lens grease.
Fighting food porn papparazzi.
Looking over the recent thread posts again to confirm.
Advantage: RAWK.
Oh and please don't call Sum "pshyco".
He prefers "Francis".
jaja. THP wouldn't be the same without the occasional drama.
And you weren't supposed to say anything about "Francis". That was a secret.
And you weren't supposed to say anything about "Francis". That was a secret.
Drama?
No way Jose.
That's comedy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs
No way Jose.
That's comedy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs
Awesome.