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Prose from The Warrant Man

WarrantMan

Extreme Member
Participation for quite some time, encounters members with verse and rhyme.
 
An odd a group as it may be, features here on THP.
 
Common theme we gather round, chili use or musical sound.
 
I’m one dude with my take, here and now a case I make.
 
What is the food that you like? Smoked and hot?  Call Iron Mike.
 
Video reviews concise and slick, from Southern Cal comes Edmick.
 
Collaboration and circle of friends, topics aplenty never ends.
 
Words of help, rarely rude, except of course the “salty dude.”
 
Walchit comes from middle west, offers up what he thinks best.
 
Political speech is never done, BS some, but not Hybrid mode 01.
 
Jamming out there’s none faster, than the great Hogleg - the smokey spinmaster.
 
Rajun Gardener knows where it’s at, if I lived closer I’d be fat.
 
Muckyai answers close with her cooks, tips the scale with her good looks.
 
“Crafty” folks and all their beer, actually now the reason I’m here.
 
Sometimes numb and my brain is dead, mpicante kicks up throttle on the word thread.
 
“Hot” topics let me see, gotta shout out to jhc!
 
A special bond, may sound silly, but true salute to tridentchili!
 
Would be remiss not to mention, Yankee bro called tctenten.
 
May seem odd and not to be rude, shout out to Finland and Chilidude.
 
Philosophy, I’m no liar, check my head comes Smokenfire.
 
Salt infused with Insanity, special shout to GIP! Musical draw hard to pace, jamming hard in your face!
 
Salsalady one classy girl! A new addition to my world.  Good advice and pepper insight, shout to her, what’s right is right!
 
Vintner questions what to do? Call the wine master greenguru!
 
Could I forget? No not hardly, bang your head with HopsNBarley!
 
From the sunshine state, friend to me, saucemaster dude called Crispee!
 
Topics get hot and sometimes funky, from Alabama comes Crazymonkey!
 
Not obtuse and waits his time, words of wisdom from cone9.
 
He's a player and is evident, Shorerider comes from another continent.
 
Masher is cool, there is no doubt, wouldn’t think at all to leave you out!
 
Ashen too, you’ve been cool to me, you’re part now of my soliloquy.
 
Certainly now before I go, handshake extended to patriot Muskymojo.
 
Poetry, maybe I’ve not the knack, but empties now IPA pack.
 
Thanks to all and apologies to those, left out of my poetic prose.
 
Lastly, a shout to whom I muse, the resident poet – Texas Blues!
 
 
Edmick said:
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will turn violent.
You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford one,
We're gonna take you on a journey.. beat your head in son! 
haha
 
A parody, not to be taken seriously.....  
 
It would be funny I reckon, to spout out rhyme or "rap" as most I deal with would call it... but I am filmed always by my own body camera and all those around with cell phones.. I could do it actually, but only "once." Would be a great story or video... but the Warrant Man has to eat, pay bills etc...  Like the old cliche' goes "you can do anything you want on your last day of employment..."   :rolleyes:
 
WarrantMan said:
 
A parody, not to be taken seriously.....  
 
It would be funny I reckon, to spout out rhyme or "rap" as most I deal with would call it... but I am filmed always by my own body camera and all those around with cell phones.. I could do it actually, but only "once." Would be a great story or video... but the Warrant Man has to eat, pay bills etc...  Like the old cliche' goes "you can do anything you want on your last day of employment..."   :rolleyes:
 
 
I don't have to wear a body cam when I go to work.
 
Sadly, and yet thankfully.
 
There are people like WarrantMan and LEO that do.
 
texas blues said:
 
 
I don't have to wear a body cam when I go to work.
 
Sadly, and yet thankfully.
 
There are people like WarrantMan and LEO that do.
 
Thanks bud. It keeps folks honest, and disproves those who are not. I welcome it actually. I try always to do right/proper and pride myself in having achieved national fame with almost (knock on wood) no/ little complaints. But I always forget to turn the damn thing off. Plenty of footage at the urinal... which by law is kept in archive... Certainly my supervisor knows precisely what I think of him when I answer his phone calls with three stooges ring tone... Gotta work on these issues...  :shocked:
 
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