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Rachel Ray?

Every time I watch her she drives me nuts... And not in a good way.

How many times can one person say EVOO in one episode? Hello.

I hate to be the new guy who out of line but... Huh...she's a fake eater! You can't say "yum" until the spoon at least touches your tongue lady!
 
LOL... agree! EVOO, and Bam from the other annoying hack.
 
I think it's great thinking and marketing idea. The food Network wanted to get more male viewers...so they put a couple of HOT ASS women on TV cooking some good food....boy they know the way to a mans heart...T-n-A and Food.....lol
 
Yeah, can you imagine the ratings jump if they wore bikinis and drank beer while cooking? I'd still watch Paula Dean, but she'd have to wear a one piece. Paula looks like she could throw a great party.
 
chilliman64 said:
Nigella Lawson anybody???

nice rack!

http://www.nigella.com/living_kitchen/detail.asp?area=4&article=64
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From the waist up, yes, nice rack.
Dependent on your idea of nice rack, she has a big bum. You can see Nigella's ass from space. She has a huge derrière, not that I mind, but watch the shows and see how many times they shoot here 3/4 length, not very often.
I think she's sexy as hell. I'd hit that long time, because like Spinal Tap said, "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'".
Fo shizzle....
 
Uncle Big said:
I'd hit that long time, because like Spinal Tap said, "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'".
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Didn't Frank Zappa sing that? I believe the next line in the song was "who wants to make love to an ironing board?".
 
Perhaps butt....

Sickmont said:
Didn't Frank Zappa sing that? I believe the next line in the song was "who wants to make love to an ironing board?".
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Here are the lyrics for the Spinal Tap song I was referring to:

Big Bottom Lyrics
Artist:Spinal Tap


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
 
Here's the Zappa lyrics to the song "sex":



What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere
SEX
When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
SEX
What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
SEX
At yer bongo party an1 yer weenie roast
SEX
Even them Christians who are born again
SEX
Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
SEX
Do ya do or don't ya don't
SEX
Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't
SEX

Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants t'ride on an ironin' board?
That ain't no fun ... I tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bones
Work the wall with the local Jones
'N' while you do it, remember this line
The Sniffer says it all the time

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

Makes no difference if you're young or old
SEX
Don't you act like it's made of gold
SEX
Ladies they need it just like the guys
SEX
Maybe you could use a protein surprise
SEX
Any time, anywhere
SEX
Why d'ya think it's growin' there
SEX

Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
They complain 'cause it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They talks too much... they moves too fast

Whatch the scenery while you ride
You can be very warm inside
'N when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrub'ry on the other end

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."
 
[quote name='Cap'n Bones']Yeah, can you imagine the ratings jump if they wore bikinis and drank beer while cooking? I'd still watch Paula Dean, but she'd have to wear a one piece. Paula looks like she could throw a great party.[/QUOTE]

I met Paula Deen a couple months ago at a book signing. She is a hoot. Her hubby was with her and the two of them were having a blast.
 
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