makes you wonder why a man's best friend is a dog, while a women's best friend are diamond's.
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Random Funny Thoughts
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Why is it that when someone pulls spoiled food out of the fridge, they want YOU to smell it?
I wonder why moyboy dreamed that PF peed on his hand. Random thought... and disturbing.
The only lies are when you lie down to dream this stuff 
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, âI think Iâll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes outâ?
Who was the first person to say, âSee that chicken over there ⌠Iâm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its buttâ?
Isnât Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, âI think Iâll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes outâ?
Who was the first person to say, âSee that chicken over there ⌠Iâm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its buttâ?
Isnât Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
tristam said:
Pretty lights!!!!!! ..... or maybe you like the sand in eye feeling thats comes later!!!! (done it a few times...lol....flash burn is not fun!!!!)
How come we say âItâs colder than hell outsideâ when isnât it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, âdo not eatâ on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Donât they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
âHave you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?â
Isnât it funny how the word âpoliticsâ is made up of the words âpoliâ meaning âmanyâ in Latin, and âticsâ as in âbloodsucking creaturesâ?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
why do road workers stand around a hole and and scratch their heads??
And why does corn flour if squeezed go hard then soft and melts?
The only time is see the queen is on a stamp so if i met her shall i lick the back of her head or just say hello?
why is no2 or nitrus oxide 50 percent oxygen and 50 percent ok to breath in but if you have 51 percent nitrus it will kill you??
why does a uti make people appear drunk?
why are the islets of langerhan called that when they are in your pancrease??
whay are only 8 percent of the population A rh Negative like me??
And why does corn flour if squeezed go hard then soft and melts?
The only time is see the queen is on a stamp so if i met her shall i lick the back of her head or just say hello?
why is no2 or nitrus oxide 50 percent oxygen and 50 percent ok to breath in but if you have 51 percent nitrus it will kill you??
why does a uti make people appear drunk?
why are the islets of langerhan called that when they are in your pancrease??
whay are only 8 percent of the population A rh Negative like me??
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, âI wish you would not grant me this wishâ what would you do?
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why arenât safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be âunder parâ in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, âYou canât have your cake and eat it tooâ? Why would someone get cake if they canât eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why arenât safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be âunder parâ in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, âYou canât have your cake and eat it tooâ? Why would someone get cake if they canât eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
Dyce51 said:
I've only suffered it once, was a very painful experience.
Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
Are you able to fart in heaven?
Why isnât sour cream really sour?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldnât care anyway?
Donât you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
Are you able to fart in heaven?
Why isnât sour cream really sour?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldnât care anyway?
Donât you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?