Roses are red, violets are blue

[standbyandfire]

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs in the zoo, don't be mad, I'll be there, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

 

[Randkev07]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka is cheaper
Then dinner for two

 

[standbyandfire]

Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[westin]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

 

[JayT]

One for you to use for Valentine's day, your wife's birthday, or your anniversary:

Roses are red
Grass is green
I love your legs
And what's in between.

You're welcome.

 

[Randkev07]

roses are red
violets are blue
one riped condom
that caused you

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dirt is brown
And so is my poo.

 

[HH81Betterhalf]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Toilet paper is white
But not when your through



I remember that from elementary school............. ages ago.

 

[Helltaco]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread makes me sick
How about you?

 

[westin]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar's sweet, I'm gonna break your face. -Police Squad

 

[Phearis]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I miss Pi,
And so do you.

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

One for you to use for Valentine's day, your wife's birthday, or your anniversary:

Roses are red
Grass is green
I love your legs
And what's in between.

You're welcome.

Funny, I almost posted this but my version was....

Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
And what's in between.

 

[RocketMan]

Roese are Red
Violets are Purple
Sugar is sweet and so is Maple Surpell
I'm the 7th son of a 7th son
My father was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun