rules for life!

[sicman]

i will update this as needed!



first rule: when you make a "casserrole" if you add so much cheese thats it soup please put some sort of pasta on the bottom!

 

[Scovie]

When you drink hhhwiskey, put Ice in it.

 

[HotPeppas]

If your stupid stfu

 

[texas blues]

Some say to wash your hands after you pee.

I say don't pee on your hands.

If your stupid stfu

That would be "you're" or "you are".

Feel free to STFU.

 

[Scovie]

 

[Darthpepper]

When you're at work, THP when your boss isn't looking.

 

[badger126]

When you are at work, THP whether your boss is looking or not Yeah, it's that important.

 

[3/5King]

Edit:


Rule #35

If it smells from far away, don't bring it in closer for a sniff.

 

[Scovie]

Don't PET the cat,

If you just MET the cat.

 

[Darthpepper]

Don't PET the cat,

If you just MET the cat.

If you do, wear a "glove".

 

[sicman]

rule # 2


sometimes you bite the bar and sometimes the bar bites you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[texas blues]

Yeah.

Like Spinal Tap.

Smell the Glove.

 

[Scovie]

When walking a tight rope, be sure to bring your crutches.

 

[badger126]

Don't PET the cat,

If you just MET the cat.

LOL reminds me of when I used to work at Petsmart. If they had a nasty cat come in for a grooming they had a "cat sack" - a mesh bag that they'd put the cats in and spray them down! HILARIOUS!

 

[sicman]

rule #3

if you put a sack around cats dont bother posting on this thread!

 

[wheebz]

beer is good for you

unless you drink 22 of them in 3 hours

trust me, im a professional

 

[Scovie]

rule #4

if you take your cat to Petsmart for GROOMING dont bother posting on this thread!

FIFY.

 

[HotPeppas]

Yeah.

Like Spinal Tap.

Smell the Glove.

Yeah isnt a full sentence so you can stfu also. Good day sir

 

[badger126]

Luckily I just worked there!

 

[sicman]

rule # 4



dont ever take the last beer from a person that drinks 22 of them in 3 hours!