Well here's my aptempt...
Why i deserve a free pack: Well, one time I helped an old lady across the street and I only charged her $1.50.
How am I going to make the most of it: I shall grow the heck out of it and keep it isolated and give seeds to others that wish to try an amazing pepper.
Can I clone plants: Sure, you give me a picture and I can copy and paste to your hearts content.
Am I any good at hydroponics and/or aquaponics: Yes, one time I blew up a bever dam, quite efficiently if I do say so myself.
What am I going to do to help us spread this AWESOME pepper that our awesome member Patrick created not so long ago: I really would keep it isolated, save all the seeds and give them away...but I can't promise I won't eat/cook all of the deseeded pods...
Well, that's all I got...what can I say, I'm the most amazing/awsome/wise/talented/sleep deprived, but modest 20 year old I know haha, hope this at least made you smile, have a good one everybody!!