A teenager was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat."
"You know," the boy replied, "my grandfather lived to be 103 years old."
"Did your grandfather eat six candy bars in one sitting?" the old man asked.
"No," the boy said, "he minded his own f*#king business."
"You know," the boy replied, "my grandfather lived to be 103 years old."
"Did your grandfather eat six candy bars in one sitting?" the old man asked.
"No," the boy said, "he minded his own f*#king business."
