I keep hearing Elvis in my head every time I read this thread...
On a cold and gray Socal mornin'
A poor little baby pepper's born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto!)
And his mama cries
Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another thirsty scorp to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto!)
People, don't you understand
The chili needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young pepper some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way
Well the world turns
And a hungry little pepper in a Elmo cup
grows in the lights of a chicken brood
In the ghetto (in the ghetto!)