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Smasehd for life

o.k. im cool with that. i was thinking that we all do something diffrent and report how it treated us. but we all have do drink the same thing,maybe a dark rum?
 
Dark Rum reminds me of winter. But I'd do it for the cause! haha

I was just ribbing Scovie last night about not letting me make him a G&T because he wanted his whiskey.
All winter long, we talk about missing the hot Summer nights and G&Ts. Now Summer's here - and he's still only drinking the whiskey! hahahaha

I like to mix it up - seasonally!
 
no we can say sailor Jerrys and you just drank it any way? or any kind of dark rum, but i will be drinking it straight and taking a sip or two of diet coke. just dark rum and you drink it anyway you want?
 
Ring ring ring

---"Hello?"

"Hello, will you accept a collect call from Dade County Jail?"

---"what? Who is this?"

"this is the Dade county Jail asking if you will accept a collect call from an inmate"

---"who the hell is in Dade county jail?"

"he says his name is Sic Man"

---"hahahahahahahahaha okokokoko wait, sorry, what the hail did he do now?"

"he was arrested for public intoxication, and livestock endangerment"

---"LIVESTOCK ENDANGERMENT? Like what, he got drunk and tried to ride his cow to the bar?"

"no sir, the police report says he smelled like Tequilla, and was being towed by a cow in his golf cart, will you accept the charges?"

-----"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okokokokokok wait, sorry...
Being TOWED by his COW on his GOLFCART? What's illegal about that?"

" well the police report also says he was in the middle of Gall Blvd. and he wanted to go to Five Guys for a hamburger, please sir,
Will you accept the charges?"

--- "Was his wife with him?"

"no sir"

--- "then HAIL NO I won't accept the charges, just tell him, the next time he pulls a stunt like that and doesn't have his wife along for all that fun, I'll be visiting him in person!"

'click'
 
uhm...Sailor Jerry's sounds good, but kind of wintery to me. Plus, our stupid store hasn't got fully stocked yet, so I'm not sure I could get any. Let's just do any dark rum?

Can we do Saturday instead?!

Hey - where's Pi at anyway???? She started this shenanigan!!!! hahahahaha
 
yup dark rum it is. im going all weekened so any day is fine tomorrow or saturday. not all of our drinking habits are the same but its a you have to drink dark rum for the weekened kinda thang? im going to catch a couple drunks on it so i can really rrspond with true drunken rum shannigans. watch out its the sailor for me for te next two days! make sure to report any problems you may have!.lol.
 
Dang dude - I'm still on coffee! Damn time zones....

I can't get my real hootch until tomorrow, but I found a few shots of dark Cruzan....

...so soon as I get my errands ran...I'm witcha!!!!! :cheers:
 
well im waiting!!!!!!!!!!!,lol. pi,where are you this is all your fault! and who else on this dark rum weekened? if this is just going to be a date with you c.j. ill slap on some high karate.
 
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