hot-sauce Sorry Guys Your Favorite Hot Sauce is Bad!!!

[Ashen]

Get the orange bottle. By far the best of their sauces. Although I do love their green SB sauce on patties.

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[texas blues]

Tabasco has its place.
 
Better served in the kitchen for cooking with.
 
Just like Frank's is better in a wing sauce.
 
Crystal is mandatory on a shrimp po'boy.
 
And I love it on canned sardines.

 

[MikeUSMC]

BrochachosHS,Coming out swinging eh? Send some samples around and lets see what ya got. You will get brutally honest feedback from folks here...

HEAR, HEAR!!!

Son, there are people here that have spilled more sauce than you've eaten..

^ Mark as Best Answer.

 

[texas blues]

Son, there are people here that have spilled more sauce than you've eaten.

 
And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[Edmick]

That was beautiful TB.. (wipes tear from eye)

 

[D3monic]

I like blis gourmet hot sauce over Franks.

Boss sent me a bottle of lousiana style sauce that had habs and lemon drop. Kicking myself because I forgot the name. Ive been dying for another bottle for several years but they based out the netherlands and shipping crazy.

 

[D3monic]

until you've had my favorite brand of sauce I don't want to hear it from the peanut gallery 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

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[Walchit]

I'm on these green Danny cash sauces right now, they aren't the hottest but I really like the flavor

 

[Walchit]

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

 

[Crispee-FL]

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

Amen to that Reggie (Warrant Man) has some of the best vinegar based sauce around, IMO.

 

[texas blues]

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

 
I have 2 bottles of WM's sauces that he sent me.
 
I have not tried them.
 
I have been staring at them.
 
For more than a month.
 
I don't know why.
 
They're right next to my keyboard as I post.
 
The handcuffs.
 
Brilliant.
 
I really want to try the sauces.
 
But I don't want to go to jail doing it.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

 
It's for sale. It's commercial. 

 

[WarrantMan]

 

[Edmick]

I've gone through almost 3 bottles of the aggravated assault. My wife loves vinegar based hot sauce and thinks it's the best she's ever had.

 

[HopsNBarley]

 
And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

 
That's a really cool story.
You should tell that at parties.

 

 

[Edmick]

 
That's a really cool story.
You should tell that at parties.

 

Hey would have to be invited to one first

 

[D3monic]

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Thats it! Thanks pooky!

 

[Ashen]

 
And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

I knew TB 's stories reminded me of something, I couldn't figure out what til now.

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