event Southport NC Chili Cookoff

bubbaschili said:
lets see i cook and eat chili...what would be my secret power.....hmmmmmmmmmm
Ok, I'm going there...farts. We would make the perfect team because I don't have a sense of smell!!!

Mullet-Man : "Hairscalp! Tingling! Either my head and shoulders is working...or there's danger near. Quick, Bubba, finish that bowl of chilli!"

Bubba : "Burp!"

Mullet-Man: "To the Mullet-Moobile!"

Bubba, you can sit on top, very imposing to the bad guys when the superhero is bigger than the vehicle he uses to get around.