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Started diet today

DickT

DickT

My pants are getting tight and I'm having trouble tying my shoes. Time to start the oatmeal, tuna fish diet. Want to get in shape to join the ballet.


 
Thats funny. A couple of weeks ago I was with my brother playing racquetball at the gym and we went to shower up. I said .."dude you have really put on some weight there.." He said.." yeah, I know. My belly has gotten so big I can't remember the last time I saw my "rig"." I said.." why don't you diet?" Then he said something really brilliant..."what color is it now?"


Cheers, TB.
 
seafood diet....I see food, I eat it....

I know its old
 
Back in the day when I was considered "husky" I took alot of heat....

"I know I have a weight problem dammit!"

"yeah we know...can't wait to eat!"

"Hey I'm big boned!"

"I've never ever seen bone jiggle like that.."

"It's hereditary.."

"Whats that mean? Your parents ate too f#ckin much too?"

But then....never trust a skinny cook!

Cheers, TB.
 
texas blues said:
Back in the day when I was considered "husky" I took alot of heat....

"I know I have a weight problem dammit!"

"yeah we know...can't wait to eat!"

"Hey I'm big boned!"

"I've never ever seen bone jiggle like that.."

"It's hereditary.."

"Whats that mean? Your parents ate too f#ckin much too?"

But then....never trust a skinny cook!

Cheers, TB.
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Heres another one for ya, TB

"but i have a systemic condition"

"yeah your system cant near handle all the burgers youre trying to jam through it"
 
Sickmont said:
Heres another one for ya, TB

"but i have a systemic condition"

"yeah your system cant near handle all the burgers youre trying to jam through it"
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I'm not eating much. It's just my glands.
 
imaguitargod said:
I've read about that before (sped read most of that site,.....it's way to wordy...unnescisarly so). I dig what they are trying to do though.
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Some ideas seem to make sense. But it's romantic tree hugger's BS anyway. Just imagine everybody would start to live like that: who's garbage would they have to eat? Imagine everybody would give up on cars: who would they hitchhike with?

But driving a diesel car with used veggie oil is an old dream of mine. Imagine approaching the red carpet with a diesel Mercedes and stinking at the paparazzi like french fries or fried fish. For free! Saving McDumpster the disposal money for the frying oil...
 
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