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Steve, don't eat it!

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I posted a link to Steve's pruno (prison wine) page, and wanted to share with you all one of my favorite things on the Internet. He's a very, very funny writer and his "food" reviews are second to none in terms of laugh out loud hilarious and disgusting.

He reviews corn smut, potted meat, pickled pig's skin, fermented soybeans and several other horrific looking things.

I recommend reading them all - you will laugh. you may find yourself quoting him.
:dance:

Enjoy!

http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/
 
All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a fucking dick.


:rofl:

i laughed pretty good
 
[sub]My favorite:[/sub]

[sub]"As I attempted to fish out a "good one," I couldn't help notice the alarming skin texture. For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."[/sub]
 
On the Beggin' Strips (BS-L-T sammich - ew). "Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point."

:rofl:
 
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