Straight out of the can/bottle

What shocks me most about this thread is WM has a BoB. [emoji6]. I kinda thought that WM would be a “front line, come get some mutha effers , kinda guy “ jk


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Reckon you gotta know your audience. This happens to me on occasion.
 
Me  - "Sir, exit the premise immediately or face incarceration."
 
Dude - "Uh, what?"
 
Me - "Get the fu*k outta here or go to jail."
 
Dude - "Ok, why didn't you say so?"
 
Me - "ughh.."
 
Sometimes diamonds, sometimes coal and well... I guess..... Silly-Putty too...  :D
 
 
 
 
I guess sometimes you have to “dumb it down “ so people understand what you are saying [emoji16].


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WarrantMan said:
Reckon you gotta know your audience. This happens to me on occasion.
 
Me  - "Sir, exit the premise immediately or face incarceration."
 
Dude - "Uh, what?"
 
Me - "Get the fu*k outta here or got to jail."
 
Dude - "Ok, why didn't you say so?"
 
Me - "ughh.."
 
Sometimes diamonds, sometimes coal and well... I guess..... Silly-Putty too...  :D
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I think he just insulted us all, but I'm not smart enough to tell :rofl:
 
PtMD989 said:
Back on topic, I can eat a whole tub of cottage cheese. Sometimes with cumin added ,sometimes hot sauce, sometimes with smashed Doritos added and sometimes with ketchup. Its my midnight snack. Dont knock it till you try it. [emoji16]


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You had me until ketchup......:nope:...
 
The Hot Pepper said:
 
I think he just insulted us all, but I'm not smart enough to tell :rofl:
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Insult? No sir, not at all. Not my forte’ or MO.
 
 An actual event that may not mean anything to some, but it did and does mean a great deal to me.
 
Three weeks ago, I did a sales event downtown Charleston. Many tourists think that my “branding” is a gimmick and I work for some “company” while not realizing that it is “my stuff” that “I” make it and the “branding” is a vocational reality.
 
This guy walks up with a lady and a kid pushing a stroller. His face lights up, he tells the woman “this is the guy who arrested me, the ‘warrant man!” He goes on to recount some story I’d long since forgot, shook my hand and gave me a hug. Much to the delight of the on-lookers. Went on like we were old friends, tried my stuff and was proud to tell me he had “changed his ways” and actually “thanked” me for being so nice. I gave him some stuff “on the house.” I couldn’t have paid for better advertisement, folks lined up and spent some money…
 
 
THP,
 
I’ve enjoyed my time here immensely. There are many who offer much of value. I kid around, poke a bit sometimes, but never will I intentionally insult anyone. This place is my solace, I’ve too much drama in my everyday dealings to import it here…
 
That being said, future posts are 8 beer limit. Maybe 5 or 6 if I try and hang again with the "Crafty" dudes...
 
:cheers:
 
Like bombed wm



In labeling PureEvil, I knew there would be questions.
 
WM, if some of your posts are after 5-8 barley sandwiches, damn you are good. Your posts make sense, are well written , spelling and grammar are spot on: cheers
My posts after a few drinks would probably go something like this.
Thfoe kfuoxl33[emoji106]ᎾᎾᏓᎧᏜᎣᎠᎳᏆ
And It would take me about 15 minutes to type that [emoji16]

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Sorry to get this back "on topic", but here is one of my favorite out-of-the-packet meals. 
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They are the spiciest instant noodles that I have ever had, probably too hot for most non-chillihead people. I will always add a little extra powder to kick it up a notch.
 
SR.
 
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