Novacastrian said:So will rather hot bloody marys with too much horseradish in them
I can imagine!!
Tales from the Loo: Chile's Attack!!
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I can imagine!!
Novacastrian said:Yeah i was up a few times the other nightAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH IM BLEEDING!!! No wait thats the tom sauce. eeewwwww
My hunan hole is cauterized so I don't worry about bleeding....its the machine gun assault of pequins peppering the porceline!!! Ricochets are a bitch!
Just finished off the last of the crab cakes from hell. Pray for me. I'll be frying chittlin's in The Blues $hitter shortly....
Seafood, chilis, and beer....
...an evil combo to be sure!
...an evil combo to be sure!
texas blues said:
hehehehehe love your language usage.
NJA
This is a great thread. I was quite curious because once yrs ago after a very spicy meal, it burnt when I urinated.
QuadShotz
Banned
Yep, had that happen before.
Not as bad as the "oops, took a whizz after forgetting to wash my hands after cutting up habs" kind of burn though...
Problem also is, my hands are rather desensitized by now so I don't feel much from chopping chiles...until I touch my face, rub eyes, etc....
Just the other day, I was chopping up a Dorset Naga for a sandwich and the phone rang...didn't think to wash hands as I have a 3-ring pickup on the answering machine and had to hurry. The problem occurred later on when I used the phone and my cheek started burning from the residue when I 'shoulder-held' the phone...oopsie.
Not as bad as the "oops, took a whizz after forgetting to wash my hands after cutting up habs" kind of burn though...
Problem also is, my hands are rather desensitized by now so I don't feel much from chopping chiles...until I touch my face, rub eyes, etc....
Just the other day, I was chopping up a Dorset Naga for a sandwich and the phone rang...didn't think to wash hands as I have a 3-ring pickup on the answering machine and had to hurry. The problem occurred later on when I used the phone and my cheek started burning from the residue when I 'shoulder-held' the phone...oopsie.
QuadShotz said:
I never get the hand burning thing, never have. I have accidently touched my eye area though, not good.
: opens door to the THP loo to see if Jay is about :
: somebody stole all the toilet paper :
: somebody stole all the toilet paper :
Indeed!
Thats sooo nasty!
AlabamaJack
eXtreme
YUCK!!!!!!
made me gag just thinking of the smell
made me gag just thinking of the smell
Glad you made it out alive Jay. I was standing by with the firehose and 5 gallons of icecream.
This thread never ceases to bring the laughs!!
paulky_2000 said:
There is no place for humor in this most serious of THP threads in this forum. Tales From the Loo: Chile's Attack is a sub thesis taken from one of the ancient sacred scrolls of The Chilehead Manifesto! Mock it not lest your soul be taken from you to be imprisoned forever in the netherworld.