Tales from the Loo: Chile's Attack!!
- Thread starter texas blues
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Novacastrian said:
Nay...there is much fear and loathing and woe and gnashing of teeth....and definitely no airconditioning.
texas blues said:
Sounds like my second marrige.
paulky_2000 said:
I reckon you married my ex. The Queen of all Scorpion Women. Ice cold blood ran through her veins. When you kissed her you could taste the venom. Sorry dude.
And the worst part???
She's still stalking the planet, seeking out her next victim....
She's still stalking the planet, seeking out her next victim....
With her follows a path of destruction akin to the swathe created by a category 5 hurricane. And she still has my records. Memo to all men....run for your lives!
...and we married it.
One time I put out a contract on her. It failed. A bag of groceries she was carrying was hit by a bullet when she was attacked by over 300 Italian sharpshooters.
I still remember those three magical little words....
Get out NOW.
Get out NOW.
Funny how talk of ex's seems to blend right into a thread devoted to all 'thangs about chilehead poo. It's uncanny.
freaky, isn't it?
All things poo end up in the same place....
All things poo end up in the same place....
....or you could say.....BOTH wind up in the toilet...
paulky_2000 said:
Testify my brother!
Just give me a cocktail and a microphone...
I'm here all week! Try the veal.
In teh meantime..gotta' drop a pork butt in the crockpot. Ciao!
In teh meantime..gotta' drop a pork butt in the crockpot. Ciao!
If you post pics.....post the "before" pics....
....and in another thread!
....and in another thread!
paulky_2000 said:If you post pics.....post the "before" pics....
....and in another thread!
Oh shit! That's right! The pork but is for tomorrow's tamale construction party! Gotta' grab the camera!
tamale tamarre!
JayT said:
The beast surely gets around....doesn't she?