Couldn't wait any longer. I was counting pods like usual and heard this tiny whisper, sounding so much like "eat me". Nobody but me around so I ignored it. I kept hearing it "eat me" over and over so I finally decided to see where it was coming from. I took a couple of steps and it got louder, "EAT ME" came the voice. I stopped right in front of a Tabasco plant and there it was, standing straight up in the air, an unripe yellow Tabasco pepper.
I looked at it and said dude you ain't even ripe why would I want to eat you? "EAT ME" came the reply. Nope, I ain't going to eat a half ripe Tabasco pepper. "CHICKEN SHIT!" Calling out my manliness and machismo now. So I picked the rude SOB, popped it into my mouth and started chewing. Ten minutes later the heat is gone.
It was about an inch and a quarter long and about as big around as a #2 pencil. Little turd was hot too.
Hope I didn't bore anyone.
I looked at it and said dude you ain't even ripe why would I want to eat you? "EAT ME" came the reply. Nope, I ain't going to eat a half ripe Tabasco pepper. "CHICKEN SHIT!" Calling out my manliness and machismo now. So I picked the rude SOB, popped it into my mouth and started chewing. Ten minutes later the heat is gone.
It was about an inch and a quarter long and about as big around as a #2 pencil. Little turd was hot too.
Hope I didn't bore anyone.