"OK...I got this! "
Book flight to Oz, travel in a rented Land Rover (because, Yea...you are in Australia!!!) To SR's house. Hang out, do a bit of barbie, drink some beers...
Properly hide the capsaicin vial in a place TSA would never want to look......
Travel back to 'murica and write the whole trip off as a business expense!
Her Majesty, the Queen Mother of England approves of you mentioning her favorite vehicle the Land Rover!
You shall be knighted @salsalady on this day, um lemme check my notebook..on this day August 25, 2032, let all be known, there will be celebrations and fireworks!