Oh hell, drink like seven good craft beers in a couple hours and you will be just right.
This thread inspired me. I am eating quesadillas with leftover Asian pork tenderloin chops, red jalapenos, monterey jack and colby jack cheeses, sour cream, Old Grumpy Mark's Black Label and Cajohn's El Segadora taco hot sauces, and some fresh pico de gallo.