the person below me

[pileiton]

I was teasing you, suprised you remembered anything about me. As for old posts, some thing should stay buried.

tpbm will not celebrate New Year's Eve.

 

[Justaguy]

Not mad. Wondered if you would notice it dropped.

False I will be drunk for the new year.

TPBM likes monkey fur.

 

[RocketMan]

Monkey Fur just like a mink

Tpbm will not remember New Years Day.

 

[pileiton]

Yes I will, but the details will be wrong!
tpbm wonders if I ever give a straight answer.

 

[Justaguy]

Straight as a downhill slalom course.

TPBM has never pondered the length of the longest half of a person's shortest last breath.

 

[RocketMan]

You are correct on that one sir,

Tpbm is wondering why we scrub Down and wash Up?

 

[pileiton]

Directionally challenged?
tpbm wears tighty whiteys.

 

[RocketMan]

Only on Mondays when it's been a hard weekend

Tpbm wonders who the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out" was?

 

[paulky_2000]

Good point.

TPBM would have done it just for fun.

 

[RocketMan]

Naw, just needed cream for my coffee.

Tpbm is pondering what color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

 

[pileiton]

I am now!
tpbm is multi tasking.

 

[paulky_2000]

Oh yes....thinking about my next leftover creation.

TPBM would just throw them away instead of trying to impress people on a hot pepper site.

 

[pileiton]

I would not throw them away but I also would not try to impress anyone.
tpbm will make fresh grren bean casserole for me.

 

[paulky_2000]

Sure I would.

TPBM has an open invitation.

 

[RocketMan]

Gosh thanks

Tpbm will be going in my stead.

 

[paulky_2000]

Sure!!

TPBM knows I have a key to the front door.

 

[pileiton]

I changed the lock.
tpbm wants summer to arrive no later than Jan 2.

 

[RocketMan]

Wrong, summer can wait it's turn

Tpbm is about to be snowed in

 

[gasificada]

Flooded in, possibly if the rain doesn't stop.... but not snowed in. Hell, not only don't we even get snow here in the winter but it's summer!

tpbm will turn the rain faucet off for me.

 

[paulky_2000]

Yes I will.

TPBM wants to work on their tan.