the person below me

[Masala Mojo]

No I did not.

tpbm should have warned me a day before.

 

[pileiton]

Yes.

TPBM thinks I look good in marabou.

Yes, and peekaboo too!
You should have been warned, NJA.
tpbm is narcissitic.

 

[geeme]

I'm sorry - did you say something? I was too busy thinking about how good I look in short kilts and marabou......

TPBM is cross-eyed atm.

 

[pileiton]

I'm cross boobed, not eyed!
tpbm is smoking something.

 

[geeme]

No, the smoker is cold, sitting in the garage.

TPBM has a flat.

 

[pileiton]

A flat wallet.
tpbm wants to give me a present.

 

[geeme]

Yes, I have lots of stuff just waiting to be regifted.

TPBM has hands for feet.

 

[Masala Mojo]

Yes. I walk a climb and climb a walk.

tpbm is confused.

 

[pileiton]

That obvious?
tpbm plays dirty.

 

[gasificada]

I do love me some muddy puddle jumping on a rainy day!

tpbm is as clean as a whistle (whatever the hell that means).

 

[pileiton]

Of course!
tpbm is shaking their booty.

This is post # 7,000.

 

[paulky_2000]

Congrats!

Yes I am.

TPBM has naked pictures of Obama.

 

[pileiton]

Not yet!
tpbm will be my personal chef for free.

 

[geeme]

You shop, me cook? Sure!

TPBM dreams of naked Obama.

 

[pileiton]

No.
tpbm wants to know who I dream of being naked.

 

[paulky_2000]

Me.

TPBM just snorted soda out of their nose.

 

[pileiton]

No, but only because I am out of pop.
tpbm thinks that Retta will take a pan to the backside of my head if I dream of Paul nekkid.

 

[geeme]

No - your head would look like road kill already if that were true.

TPBM likes to watch ants crawl on the sidewalk.

 

[gasificada]

Sometimes.... but really, a more keen desire of mine is to watch spiders build their webs.

tpbm eats spiders. They just go pluck them off the web and eat them (possibly with a couple drops of hot sauce for flavour).

 

[pileiton]

No - your head would look like road kill already if that were true.

What are you trying to say?

Spiders are too small.

tpbm wastes money.