the person below me

[paulky_2000]

I think so....yes.

TPBM needs a swat on the buttocks.

 

[pileiton]

I neither want nor need one.

tpbm likes strawberry jelly.

 

[paulky_2000]

Hell no.

TPBM will disagree.

 

[pileiton]

I have mixed feelings about strawberry jelly. It's a long and painful story. THE HORROR!

tpbm is never online when I'm wide awake and bored.

 

[paulky_2000]

That's cause you're up every 3 hours.

TPBM should have a stiff drink before bedtime.

 

[pileiton]

A stiff WHAT before bedtime? I'll settle for a drink!

tpbm likes Silly Putty.

 

[paulky_2000]

Used to!

Till I found it stuck in my carpet.

TPBM has no children.

 

[pileiton]

I gave them all away to good homes!

tpbm did not expect that response.

 

[Dyce51]

LMAO!!! good answer....

TPBM also found that funny

 

[paulky_2000]

In an odd sort of way!

TPBM is out of eggs.

 

[pileiton]

No.

tpbm likes cornbread.

 

[paulky_2000]

No.

TPBM will say no.

 

[MrArboc]

Yes!

"No"

TPBM is a woman.

 

[paulky_2000]

How did you know?

TPBM is a male lesbian.

 

[MrArboc]

If I was a ma... Nevermind.

TPBM is below me.

 

[pileiton]

Yes. And I like it!

tpbm wished that the sky rained money.

 

[paulky_2000]

Nah...it'd ruin my hair!

TPBM doesn't own an umbrella.

 

[pileiton]

Not since I shoved it up...

tpbm stayed home all day. (I did not)

 

[paulky_2000]

In a manner of speaking.

TPBM still didn't get as much accomplished as I did.

 

[pileiton]

I don't know. But since for me just getting out of bed is an accomplishment, how would we compare our accomplishments?

tpbm wants to make the world rotate in the opposite direction.