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The Things One Does Once, and Once Only

1) Trust a woman when she says, " Tell me, really, I wont get mad".
 
2) Thinking that when she says "Fine" that it really means that it is fine or ok.
 
3) Answer any question asked by a girlfriend/spouse that is related to, "Do you think she is pretty (or insert any comparable thing)?".
 
1.Let me taste it first.
2.I guess that bridge will hold our weight.
3.Really .....he does not bite.
4.No its fine.....you can hardly smell the gas.
 
Well, I have to confess I've done some of these more than once:

Wiping my eyes after cleaning jalapeños

Being careless in the bathroom after deseeding datils

Burning up my nose when powdering scorpions

If you can't relate to all of these, you need to grow more peppers!
 
sicman said:
Cook bacon naked. Raise my voice to my mother. Tell my wife that the house is dirty.Eat at George and Gladys.

1) call my mom an "old phuck"


chiltepin said:
Sky the main halyard shackle to the top of the mast.
 
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2) Try to solo sail a 21' Santana with the spiniker

3) eat two raw super hots together

4) live in an appartment

5) letting a recruiter talk me into the Navy
 
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