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Tonight's Tomfoolishness..ess..ess

Oh look! A hat on the ground.

: picks it up :

My, what a nice old hat.

: puts hat on :

Well, look at that. It fits perfectllaaaAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S EATING MY BRAINS!!!! OH GOD!!!!! AGGGHHHH!!!!

: runs out screaming :
 
I knew it! Gotta' be a new THP record! Took exactly 4 minutes for the post whoring to begin. Rack em up ladies!

Cheers, TB.
 
imaguitargod said:
: looks around :

Am I the only one who got the point of this thread?
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Apparently the others have not achieved the desired state of inebriation. You on the other hand...are in the zone chief!

Cheers, TB.
 
texas blues said:
Apparently the others have not achieved the desired state of inebriation. You on the other hand...are in the zone chief!

Cheers, TB.
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The sad part is I was completely sober (hadn't had a drop of beer for the last few days) up until this post (opened a Dogfish Head Chickory Stout). That says alot about my mental state...on that note! Duct tape eats your four Aces.
 
texas blues said:
Meatloaf and tequila..

Waiting on meatloaf. Must plug in V. Shots on deck.

Cheers, TB.
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Speaking of shooting,....I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it. My friend saw it and told me about it but it just wasn't the same.
 
Please stand by.
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texas blues said:
I knew it! Gotta' be a new THP record! Took exactly 4 minutes for the post whoring to begin. Rack em up ladies!

Cheers, TB.
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I'm not a post whore! I'm in the post escorting business.

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HE'S TRYING TO CATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111...
 
I just found out my kids were adopted, so I'm a little depressed. I was hoping they'd be career orphans. Just pretend I wrote something funny.
 
Sickmont said:
I just found out my kids were adopted, so I'm a little depressed. I was hoping they'd be career orphans. Just pretend I wrote something funny.
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Wow! You're just like the Flash, only slower.
 
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