Two Word Turd

[The Hot Pepper]

This game is called Two Word Turd. Instead of a word association game like in the other thread, this is a story. You post two words and the next poster posts two words to continue that sentence. You end up with a crazy story.
Keep it relatively clean please.
No back-to-back posts.

Passow likes

 

[Nova]

it up

 

[The Hot Pepper]

in Ohio

 

[Nova]

because ohio

 

[millworkman]

is cold

 

[Nova]

like an

 

[millworkman]

elephants butt

 

[Nova]

. People from

 

[millworkman]

Australia are

 

[The Hot Pepper]

crazy like

 

[millworkman]

people from

 

[The Hot Pepper]

thehotpepper.com. Now

 

[Nova]

or siberia

 

[millworkman]

Russia are

 

[Nova]

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Novacastrian messed

 

[millworkman]

this story

 

[The Hot Pepper]

up. Let's

 

[Nova]

kill him

 

[millworkman]

later. Once

(I think he spent too much time in the medical marijuana thread)