Use these three words

[Rymerpt]

The person before you gives you three VERY UNRELATED words anb you write a short way of using all three:

Bobby pin, greek yogurt, eyelash

Getting greek yogurt stuck in her eyelash Jill had to once again pull out her bobbypin to get it out.

Pollywog, pinecone, mouse

A mouse was eaten today by a pollywog that was big as a pinecone.

Get the idea?

These words are for our first player:

Star-anise, helicopter, lizard


Have fun!
Rymerpy

 

[kentishman]

My shipment of star anise arrived today in a helicopter piloted by a lizard.

handcuffs, spaghetti, roses

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

After escaping the spaghetti handcuffs, she fell into a bed of roses
 
taint, razor, sunburn

 

[sicman]

as the razor pearced my taint,i realized i had a sunburn.

peppers,music,mycology

p.s.  Rymerpt  i dig the game
 
 
 
 

 

[Rymerpt]

Thank God for my nieghbor, who studies mycology, he says to use Chistian music to produce truely heavanly peppers.


Pinfeather, grain alcohol, gummibears


Rymerpt

 

[sicman]

i dipped the pinfeather in grain alcohol before injecting the gummibears.
 
 
 
 
train,suicide,pillow

 

[Rymerpt]

On a train ride to my grandma's my pillow commited suicide by jumping out the window.

Scorpion,deepfrier, chopsticks


Rymerpt

 

[Nulle]

I put my scorpion pepper in my deepfrier and ate it with chopsticks
 
rock, car, flag

 

[sicman]

i wish there was a flag that said please throw a rock at my car
 
 
murder,born,date

 

[Rymerpt]

I drive the General Lee with the flag ..on the roof and rock in the tape deck.

She was murder on our date. It turns out she was born in 1938.

Apple, beans, oilrig

 

[sicman]

working on the oilrig,all we had to eat was beans and one apple.
 
 
apples,golfer,oregon

 

[Rymerpt]

In oregon I knew a golfer that would tee up apples just to watch them splat.


Skunkbeer, romper-room, diamonds

 

[ajijoe]

they served free skunkbeer at the party and everyone acted as if it was romper room, john realized someone stole his wifes diamonds when it was over
 
 
rebellion, fart, idiot

 

[sicman]

the town idiot started a riot that ended up in a rebellion with him busting a fart on the mayor.
 
 
city,drink,hooker

 

[Rymerpt]

I once was in a city that nearly every hooker wanted to buy me a drink.


Stamp-collection, foodcoloring, gerbil

 

[sicman]

my stupid gerbil spilled foodcoloring all over my stamp colection.
 
 
keyboard,basketball,ice

 

[Rymerpt]

While playing basketball with my soda can, I spilled my damn ice all over my keyboard.


Taco, earwig, Jaimie

 

[ajijoe]

jaimie found an earwig in his taco after he bit into it and found half (EWW!!)
 
firecracker,buttcrack,mayonaise

 

[Nulle]

Somebody greased his buttcrack with mayonaise and used it to send off a firecracker.
 
Pool, car, earring

 

[Rymerpt]

My brother thinks he's cool. He drives a nice car, has his own pool, but mom thinks he's a sissy with that earring.

Bokchoy, lifesaver, curling-iron