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grandma said to hang up side down in a tree over a bucket of milk,and the tape worm will fall right out.
 
 
 
olga,spokesperson,hospital
 
sicman said:
grandma said to hang up side down in a tree over a bucket of milk,and the tape worm will fall right out.
 
 
 
olga,spokesperson,hospital
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LOL very nice job




The hospital liason was a talented spokesperson, she said Olga must have lost her hymen on the balance beam and therefor was still technicaly a virgin.


Yogurt, highbeam, mantis
 
What essentials should I take with me? Ashtray? How the hell did that get in here? Crutches? Well not quite yet anyway. Oh here it is. My hotsauce.


Preperation H , strawberry jam, Ironman
 
after watching the ironman movie marathon,i needed some preperation h so bad i just used strawberry jam.
 
 
mudslide,moody,continue
 
i continued to be moody until i had 5 mudslide mix drinks at first they where a little too sweet for my taste but then i got giddy and forgot about the whole thing
 
 
 
Titanic,occupation,sphinx
 
During the occupation of Egypt, there was a horrible event where the Titanic was run ashore into a sphinx.
 
Toilet, acid, understanding
 
i now have a compleate understanding of why you dont drink battery acid i went poop and it desolved my toilet
 
 
slop,hot-sauce,street-vendor
 
As I walked down a Honduran back alley, I noticed a street vendor who was selling slop with hot sauce all over it.
 
Coffee, population, horse
 
She whistles as she returns through the fencing because in her basket she carries peppers for the THP members.


Seedlings, criptonite, marshmellow
 
i cant control myself, i have to buy it!!, my favorite rifle is on discount and barreled to 375 Weatherby Magnum :dance:
 
 
push,pull drag
 
My promise to clean up the distruction in the kitchen was broken when I spilled the can of pringles adding crumbs to the kaos.


Puzzle-box, chapstick, gerbil
 
if you want that gerbil in your puzzle-box your going to want to put some chapstick or something on it.
 
personality,fitness,cocaine
 
The cocaine must have been cut with carolina reaper powder because it helped me ace my physical fitness test and altered my personality tenfold.


spore , pillow, pinecone
 
justin filled that pine cone printed pillowcase with spore prints from our mushroom hunt.
 
 
innovation,cracked,department
 
sicman said:
justin filled that pine cone printed pillowcase with spore prints from our mushroom hunt.
 
 
innovation,cracked,department
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people say that im cracked and even being so innovation is a strong suit for me, but being subtle is generally not my department ;)
 
foolish,crazy-glue,speargun
 
I felt foolish that I had not carefully washed my hands. The crazy glue now had me stuck to the speargun.


Quarters, dust bunnies, red wine
 
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