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as my date fed me bokchoy i wondered if i turned off my curlingiron then realized the terrible taste in my mouth a popped a lifesaver
 
 
spatula,museum,convertable
 
(this one was my wife not me i dont use curling irons LOL)
 
I bought a convertable to get over the feeling that I belong in a museum. Oh well, at least I'm good with a spatula.


Blackbeard, casper, bluegill
 
I put a note in the margin of my calendar to have my doctor check my skeleton for pepper poisoning.


Blueballs, lemonaide, acidrock
 
Billy has a strange catfish bait recipe. Billly uses tobaco, raw ground beef, and hand lotion that he secures on his hook.

Mommy, back-hair, watermelon
 
My nieghbor is such a hippie. He threw severall manure patties in the air and used them for trapshooting.



Guiness, sandles, treebark
 
i lounged on my patio chair enjoying a cold Guiness wearing sandles  and treebark camo clothing
(yeah im weird like that)
 
 
carbomb,toilet,proctologist
 
An old highschool friend of mine had to visit the proctologist after his ex tried to car bomb his RV by placing an m80 in its toilet.


Juicebox, big-red, timer
 
A long time ago, in Jr High School, I threw a juicebox at the timer in class and chewed my big-red like a boss.
 
 
Cheers, computer, Coca-cola
 
jojo said:
A long time ago, in Jr High School, I threw a juicebox at the timer in class and chewed my big-red like a boss.
 
 
Cheers, computer, Coca-cola
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i sat at my computer for 8 hours watching the Cheers marathon while drinking rum and Coca Cola
 
 
coffee,colon,champion
 
Well all better now. That shitty coffee I had for breakfast not only woke me up but blew out my colon like a champion.

Rusty-nail, lip-balm, koolaide
 
I'll never wear my Guns and roses t-shirt in Cairo again. Some guy with an AK47 wanted to kick my ass. He said he hated Axil Rose.


Worm, milk, grandma
 
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