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I put an AM transistor radio on, strapped myself onto my inversion table, and my wife beaned me in the head with my verry own rubber ducky.




Salami, hic-up, roadkill
 
You'll never know true embarrassment until you crash your motorcycle because you had to hic-up while swallowing a bite of a Genoa Salami when avoiding roadkill.
 
 
lucky rabbits foot, sphincter, propane
 
You could have a whole room full of lucky rabbits feet, but your sphincter is still gonna pucker if you lay your bike down at 65 mph and slide under a propane truck.


Lincoln log, visual, sludge
 
A third world country ordered a peasant girl to be his queen and celebrated by serving the whole kingdom a cup of blood pudding.



Diesel-circus-jelly
 
I'm putting together a dinosaur puzzle on the floor as my son cooks Sunday morning pancakes.



Smores, hotsauce, chocolate
 
Just recieved a care package from Northern California,decided to spice these up a bit with Tapatio hot sauce and pureed chocolate brain strain peppers,now this is what I call a delicious treat.


Drill-cowboy-Lacrosse
 
The cowboys around here think lacrosse is for pussies. The boys just took a drill to the bitches Honda kick and go.



Yesterday, shallow, pudding
 
Yesterday,last night actually while drifting off into candyland I got sucked into quicksand actually it wasnt quicksand it was a very wide but shallow pond made of custard pudding and m&m's.




Plastic-cookies-soundwave
 
Love the new gadgets out now. I put on plastic headphones and the soundwaves were like my ears were eating chocolate cookies.


Figs, zoolander, muffin
 
Went to see the space shuttle launch and while waiting I bought a mango from a vendor who was selling them straight out of a bucket.
 
As if trying to eat oxtail soup on the train wasn't difficult enough, the crawdad kept  climbing out of my cooler.
 
 
conundrum,  abyssal, doohickey
 
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