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Trying to be frugal, and watching every penny, I found a didgeridoo in my gorilla paws instead of a Fender stratacaster.



Bauble, corpulent, mermaid
 
Frustration arose in the board room when we realized our aegis was abapical of the alotment we wished to allocate to the project.


Frontier, vise, spitoon
 
Pretnding to be from the old frontier days i picked up an old vice and a bag of beachnut chew and sat around spitting in a brass spitoon.

Carbuncle, toggle, eminent
 
Enemies beware! Just a flip of this toggle and you will suffer a carbuncle like this world has never seen.



Octopus, viagra, squirt
 
Treasure hunting in the Desert in search of gold and came across a monkey perched on a saguaro.



Spinach-dominoes-Italy
 
At an auction with a German auctioneer that i couldnt understand I found myself bidding on a Timex watch.



Mexico-Peru-goldfish
 
It was a Latin country, could have been Peru or Mexico, that I first saw a guy eat a whole live goldfish.



Hicup, vinegar, showtune
 
Once saw a gringo tearing up cactus in Mexico searching for tequila I told him to look for agave.



Sheep-kung fu-silver
 
The drunken kung fury master once said every sheep has a silver lining..........(burp) or was that a cloud.

Gold, terrorists, tortillas
 
A group of Mexican terrorists surrounded my hacienda and offered gold pieces in exchange for homemade tortillas.




Perfume-salmon-butter
 
Meanwhile, after spending hours in my lab building sex robots, I'm washing the radiation off myself using gasoline and koolaid.



HOT, yogurt, recliner
 
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