The following was reported by the News Networks. Whether this story has any validity I do not know. I think the national Enquirer will pick it up though. Here is the man's story......
"Well I don't know how to start. My name is Jerry Falafel and earlier this year i was abducted by aliens from Venus. I don't know how long they had me but they constantly probed me. At first this was uncomfortable but later I seemed to like it. Anyway when I awoke the next morning there was a tickling sensation in my arse. I carefully got out of bed and took a mirror to see what was going on. Much to my amazement there was a few chile plants sprouting out of my bum! The leaves had small heads shaped like a viper. I gently removed them and transplanted them into my greenhouse. They glowed most of the time so my plants did not need additional lighting during the winter. They grew ten times faster then normal chile plants. The pods matured to bright red. That night before harvest I had a dream. Maggie Thatcher visited me and told me to get the chiles tested. She said the farce will be with you! So the next day I dehydrated the pods and took them to Manchester Elementary school to be tested. One of the kids there had a Susie Homemaker Chemistry set. She one first prize in last years kids science fair for making Extacy so I had her test these chiles. They tested out at almost 3 million Scovilles! Wow! Now I will be selling seeds from the Venutian Naga Viper but these are not normal chiles. They are so hot you cannot eat them. All you can do is ingest them rectally. You will not taste anything. But you will be able to feel the same sensations I had when I was probed by those aliens that night. I guess this is their gift to us earthlings."
"Well I don't know how to start. My name is Jerry Falafel and earlier this year i was abducted by aliens from Venus. I don't know how long they had me but they constantly probed me. At first this was uncomfortable but later I seemed to like it. Anyway when I awoke the next morning there was a tickling sensation in my arse. I carefully got out of bed and took a mirror to see what was going on. Much to my amazement there was a few chile plants sprouting out of my bum! The leaves had small heads shaped like a viper. I gently removed them and transplanted them into my greenhouse. They glowed most of the time so my plants did not need additional lighting during the winter. They grew ten times faster then normal chile plants. The pods matured to bright red. That night before harvest I had a dream. Maggie Thatcher visited me and told me to get the chiles tested. She said the farce will be with you! So the next day I dehydrated the pods and took them to Manchester Elementary school to be tested. One of the kids there had a Susie Homemaker Chemistry set. She one first prize in last years kids science fair for making Extacy so I had her test these chiles. They tested out at almost 3 million Scovilles! Wow! Now I will be selling seeds from the Venutian Naga Viper but these are not normal chiles. They are so hot you cannot eat them. All you can do is ingest them rectally. You will not taste anything. But you will be able to feel the same sensations I had when I was probed by those aliens that night. I guess this is their gift to us earthlings."
cheers.
