Why would you reach into your draws and scratch your bare nuts while you're preparing something you are going to eat?
My thoughts exactly!!!!
Last night the wife and I went out for pizza at The Rock. As always I bring my bottle of Nuclear Fallout superhot Pepper Powder. For some odd reason I sneezed and managed to get a grain of the pepper powder in my left nostril. Geeze, talk about a out of body experience! I was crying like a little girl, snot running out of my nose, all the while the wife was finding it all very funny.......