I know it isn't even fair with the asian americans. It is like someone intentionally made it funny.
Long dong. Well that is incredibly direct.
"Long Dang" is who we got. His parents ran the best chinese restaraunt around.
For some reason, and maybe I am biased, but Long Dang is just off enough to make it more head scratching...
"Long",.... is obvious. "Dang" is the response of a non-vulgar red neck to anything really impressive.........Long Dang. It makes the imagination go places it shouldn't go.