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When girls fart ...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DzQDAcgSEw

Is this going to take long?

I imagine Danielle has Grant trapped under a blanket farting him up and he is trying to send out a help message like he's using a Pizza Hut app.

help send activated carbon
 
We are definitely at the stage of our relationship where she enjoys farting in my company, I'm afraid ...
 
Also, at damn near 40 yrs of age now, I've grown accustomed to having that effect on people ...
 
She told me the PH story yesterday, too, actually ...
 
Hybrid Mode 01 said:
 
     What the crap? Am I understanding this right? You make people want to fart near you? And furthermore, you have gotten used to that?!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
the life of an opinionated, cynical, unyielding devil's advocate motherfucker ...
 
I say it all the time and I'm not kidding when I do, *I* get tired of myself too ...
 
after a while you just say fuck it and do you ...
 
Women fart?
 
Since when?
 
I thought that women tooted or pooted.
 
And I never heard a womern fart out a big ole' truck drivin' butt cheek bicky clappin' mud flappin' fart before.
 
Not like real caveman style farts.
 
I eat lots of onions, garlic, and jalapeno's and hot sauce every meal I reckon.
 
Harmless enough right?
 
But its a sulphuric/diesel cocktail that is most lethal in aerosol form.
 
And after that jalapeno casserol last night....have mercy!
 
I got noxious gas and ghosts and monkee's flyin' outta' my butt ALL DAY LONG!
 
In fact I cut one just now as I type.
 
Sounded like 3 DFW phone books slowly bein' ripped in half.
 
texas blues said:
And I never heard a womern fart out a big ole' truck drivin' butt cheek bicky clappin' mud flappin' fart before.
 
 
Danielle tries to maximize the effect of each and every one, so that I suffer as much as possible ...
 
It's all clearly for her own enjoyment, believe that.
 
She's come to now staring at me from the instance her Iggy-like ass cheeks smack - so that she can appreciate every second of the traumatized look written across my face - from the very 1st moment it's possible ...
 
Vicious little creature.
 
i heard on the news few months back that breathing in others gas is beneficial to your health . i thought gotta be  kidding , who the hell studies that ?  
 
PepTalk said:
Yeah I have an 11 yr old female that thinks the dinner table is the best place to release the vapor.   I pray for the man she marries. 
 
My step daughter does the same shit, I don't even eat at the table with them because the table manors are so atrocious. 
 
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