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When girls fart ...
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We are definitely at the stage of our relationship where she enjoys farting in my company, I'm afraid ...
Also, at damn near 40 yrs of age now, I've grown accustomed to having that effect on people ...
She told me the PH story yesterday, too, actually ...
Also, at damn near 40 yrs of age now, I've grown accustomed to having that effect on people ...
She told me the PH story yesterday, too, actually ...
grantmichaels said:
What the crap? Am I understanding this right? You make people want to fart near you? And furthermore, you have gotten used to that?!
Hybrid Mode 01 said:
What the crap? Am I understanding this right? You make people want to fart near you? And furthermore, you have gotten used to that?!
the life of an opinionated, cynical, unyielding devil's advocate motherfucker ...
I say it all the time and I'm not kidding when I do, *I* get tired of myself too ...
after a while you just say fuck it and do you ...
Women fart?
Since when?
I thought that women tooted or pooted.
And I never heard a womern fart out a big ole' truck drivin' butt cheek bicky clappin' mud flappin' fart before.
Not like real caveman style farts.
I eat lots of onions, garlic, and jalapeno's and hot sauce every meal I reckon.
Harmless enough right?
But its a sulphuric/diesel cocktail that is most lethal in aerosol form.
And after that jalapeno casserol last night....have mercy!
I got noxious gas and ghosts and monkee's flyin' outta' my butt ALL DAY LONG!
In fact I cut one just now as I type.
Sounded like 3 DFW phone books slowly bein' ripped in half.
Since when?
I thought that women tooted or pooted.
And I never heard a womern fart out a big ole' truck drivin' butt cheek bicky clappin' mud flappin' fart before.
Not like real caveman style farts.
I eat lots of onions, garlic, and jalapeno's and hot sauce every meal I reckon.
Harmless enough right?
But its a sulphuric/diesel cocktail that is most lethal in aerosol form.
And after that jalapeno casserol last night....have mercy!
I got noxious gas and ghosts and monkee's flyin' outta' my butt ALL DAY LONG!
In fact I cut one just now as I type.
Sounded like 3 DFW phone books slowly bein' ripped in half.
texas blues said:
Danielle tries to maximize the effect of each and every one, so that I suffer as much as possible ...
It's all clearly for her own enjoyment, believe that.
She's come to now staring at me from the instance her Iggy-like ass cheeks smack - so that she can appreciate every second of the traumatized look written across my face - from the very 1st moment it's possible ...
Vicious little creature.
texas blues said:
You just won this thread. Congratulations!
is that a good thing ? lolD3monic said:
I have, but I don't on the regular.
i heard on the news few months back that breathing in others gas is beneficial to your health . i thought gotta be kidding , who the hell studies that ?
